This thread by JuniorMintz reminded me of this story.
Me=Me
SCL=Sucky Curler Lady
It was several days before Christmas, and as a result, everyone was coming in to buy gift cards. I worked 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. that day, and about 6:02, this lady walks in. She is wearing the following: high heels, a bathrobe, bright lipstick but no other makeup, and her shoulder-length hair is hanging down with several curlers dangling on the ends. She is carrying a $50 bill (important). I had all I could do just to keep a straight face while dealing with her.
Me: How can I help you?
SCL: I need two gift cards.
Me: OK, what amounts would you like?
SCL: A $10 and a $20.
Me: OK, just one minute. (I proceed to activate the gift cards, which in total probably takes 30 seconds.) OK, you're all set. $30 please.
SCL: Actually, instead of the $20 card, make that one a $15.
(Once a gift card is activated, you CANNOT void it or otherwise change it or make it go away. Not sure why, but you CAN'T.)
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I actually can't void a gift card transaction, so I won't be able to make that change for you.
SCL: Yes you can.
Me: No, ma'am, I can't. I would if the computer would let me, but it won't.
SCL: Well, call a different store and have them tell you how.
Me: No, what I'm saying is that it is not possible.
(Lather, rinse, repeat about 4 times)
SCL: Well, get your manager.
Me: I'm the manager on duty, ma'am, and I've also installed these computers in about 60 of our stores, so I know exactly what they can and cannot do, and unfortunately, they can't void or change a gift card once it's been rung through.
SCL: Well, I mean, you went kind of fast there when you did it. I mean, you didn't even give me time to change my mind.

Me: I'm sorry, most customers like it when I go fast.
SCL: (Yelling now) And you should warn customers that you can't change a gift card amount once you ring it in.
Me: (Getting increasingly annoyed) Again, I'm sorry, but I've never had someone change their mind after the fact on a gift card. Once again, I cannot do this for you. You'll unfortunately have to buy the $30 worth of cards.
SCL: No, I don't have to buy ANYTHING I don't want to.
Me: (Finally snapping a little) Ma'am, when you came in, you said you wanted a $10 gift card and a $20 gift card. I rang them up as you asked and then you changed your mind. There is NOTHING I can do to change the transaction. I wish I could but I can't. And SINCE there's nothing I can do about it, I am going to ask that you pay for your gift cards and step aside because there is now a long line in back of you.
SCL: Well, I don't care about them.
(Clearly.)
Me: I need you to keep your voice down. $30 please.
SCL: (Rushes to put the $50 bill away) Well, I don't have $30 on me, how about that?
Me: Ma'am, that was a 50 in your hand, I know you have the money, and I would really appreciate it if you would pay, take your gift cards, and leave.
SCL: You can't tell me to leave.
(Yes I can.)
Me: (Getting visibly frustrated by now) Ma'am, I either need you to pay for these gift cards or step aside to wait for the police to come.
SCL: What? The POLICE?!?!?!?
Me: Yes, ma'am, you have refused to pay for your items and you are being loud and disruptive.
SCL: Fine, I'll wait for the police. They'll tell you how it is.
(Whatever)
10 minutes go by, and the police arrive. She tells her story, and the officer clearly thought she was wacko, too. I explained to the police what happened. The officer told the lady to give me $30 because all I did was do my job.
Keep in mind that, during this whole 25-minute ordeal, I could not help anyone else because 1) I wasn't leaving her alone to get another drawer out and 2) I have to finish the transaction when it's gift cards - I can't cancel out of it or anything. So many people could've left without paying their bills, but no one did. They were all pissed off at her, not me.
Of course, on her way out, she added one last thing:
SCL: I know several people from your corporate office, and you will be out of a job by the end of the day!
Me: Have a nice day!
A year and a half later, and I'm still there. So much for her big corporate connections.
Me=Me
SCL=Sucky Curler Lady
It was several days before Christmas, and as a result, everyone was coming in to buy gift cards. I worked 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. that day, and about 6:02, this lady walks in. She is wearing the following: high heels, a bathrobe, bright lipstick but no other makeup, and her shoulder-length hair is hanging down with several curlers dangling on the ends. She is carrying a $50 bill (important). I had all I could do just to keep a straight face while dealing with her.
Me: How can I help you?
SCL: I need two gift cards.
Me: OK, what amounts would you like?
SCL: A $10 and a $20.
Me: OK, just one minute. (I proceed to activate the gift cards, which in total probably takes 30 seconds.) OK, you're all set. $30 please.
SCL: Actually, instead of the $20 card, make that one a $15.
(Once a gift card is activated, you CANNOT void it or otherwise change it or make it go away. Not sure why, but you CAN'T.)
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I actually can't void a gift card transaction, so I won't be able to make that change for you.
SCL: Yes you can.
Me: No, ma'am, I can't. I would if the computer would let me, but it won't.
SCL: Well, call a different store and have them tell you how.
Me: No, what I'm saying is that it is not possible.
(Lather, rinse, repeat about 4 times)
SCL: Well, get your manager.
Me: I'm the manager on duty, ma'am, and I've also installed these computers in about 60 of our stores, so I know exactly what they can and cannot do, and unfortunately, they can't void or change a gift card once it's been rung through.
SCL: Well, I mean, you went kind of fast there when you did it. I mean, you didn't even give me time to change my mind.

Me: I'm sorry, most customers like it when I go fast.
SCL: (Yelling now) And you should warn customers that you can't change a gift card amount once you ring it in.
Me: (Getting increasingly annoyed) Again, I'm sorry, but I've never had someone change their mind after the fact on a gift card. Once again, I cannot do this for you. You'll unfortunately have to buy the $30 worth of cards.
SCL: No, I don't have to buy ANYTHING I don't want to.
Me: (Finally snapping a little) Ma'am, when you came in, you said you wanted a $10 gift card and a $20 gift card. I rang them up as you asked and then you changed your mind. There is NOTHING I can do to change the transaction. I wish I could but I can't. And SINCE there's nothing I can do about it, I am going to ask that you pay for your gift cards and step aside because there is now a long line in back of you.
SCL: Well, I don't care about them.
(Clearly.)
Me: I need you to keep your voice down. $30 please.
SCL: (Rushes to put the $50 bill away) Well, I don't have $30 on me, how about that?
Me: Ma'am, that was a 50 in your hand, I know you have the money, and I would really appreciate it if you would pay, take your gift cards, and leave.
SCL: You can't tell me to leave.
(Yes I can.)
Me: (Getting visibly frustrated by now) Ma'am, I either need you to pay for these gift cards or step aside to wait for the police to come.
SCL: What? The POLICE?!?!?!?
Me: Yes, ma'am, you have refused to pay for your items and you are being loud and disruptive.
SCL: Fine, I'll wait for the police. They'll tell you how it is.
(Whatever)
10 minutes go by, and the police arrive. She tells her story, and the officer clearly thought she was wacko, too. I explained to the police what happened. The officer told the lady to give me $30 because all I did was do my job.
Keep in mind that, during this whole 25-minute ordeal, I could not help anyone else because 1) I wasn't leaving her alone to get another drawer out and 2) I have to finish the transaction when it's gift cards - I can't cancel out of it or anything. So many people could've left without paying their bills, but no one did. They were all pissed off at her, not me.
Of course, on her way out, she added one last thing:
SCL: I know several people from your corporate office, and you will be out of a job by the end of the day!
Me: Have a nice day!
A year and a half later, and I'm still there. So much for her big corporate connections.
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