Late night caller to the pharmacy (warning-graphic)

[AFpheonix]

Adult themed thread----just so's ya know------

Now, for some reason, the nutsos call the overnight pharmacist with whatever problem they're having. I guess it's because we're open, wear white coats (therefore, we must know all things!), and we're free.

A few night ago, the overnight got the most craptacular call he's ever had in his career.
This gentleman wanted to know if someone with an uncircumsized penis would be able to feel if a condom was coming off. Why would he ask this? Well, apparently he and his wife had been doing some threesomes with their landlord in exchange for lower rent. The caller wasn't calling just for giggles or to get his groove on (we get those sometimes, too), it wasn't a prank, he was just tellin' the facts.
He went into detail about how they made the guy get an AIDS test and wear condoms, blah blah. Well, this night, the landlord wanted to go behind while the husband stationed himself by his wife's head, so the husband couldn't see what the landlord was doing back there....

It gets worse, and I'll leave it there, but god, why would you call a PHARMACY about stuff like this? Why not call Dr. Drew on Loveline? That's right up his alley! Not a poor overnight pharmacist who helps out with his church's youth group!

This one beats out the pornstar story.

[ArenaBoy]

Two things: One, pass the brain bleach please. Two: What is the pornstar story? Forgive my ignorance.

[gundam40]

Adult themed thread----just so's ya know------
It gets worse, and I'll leave it there, but god, why would you call a PHARMACY about stuff like this? Why not call Dr. Drew on Loveline? That's right up his alley! Not a poor overnight pharmacist who helps out with his church's youth group!

This one beats out the pornstar story.

Once I got there, I cracked out laughing

Back on topic tho, that's some crazy !@#$@!... why would someone call up a pharmacist and tell him all about his problems?

[AFpheonix]

Heh.....better than up his love canal, I suppose

Ah, the pornstar story...
A doctor called in some antibiotics for a man and his wife, who came and picked them up. No big deal, it was a standard antibiotic, we didn't know what they were treating, nor did we want to know. Mr. Wonderful called back, furious, because these apparently were not the correct antibiotics. They were supposed to get something to treat an STD of some kind. It was very important that they get the right meds, because his wife was a pornstar! She can't work like that! And she needs to work to put food on the table for the kids!
Anyhoo, we got ahold of the doctor again, and got him to call in the correct stuff this time, and got them back on their merry way (I guess it's their merry way, I really don't want to think about it).
Apparently, we're not the only staff in this store that this guy and his wife have pestered. Apparently, the photo guys got gifted with some promo pictures of her, too. Blech.

[protege]

Heh.....better than up his love canal, I suppose

Damn! I nearly sprayed my screen when I read that

[tenaciousb]

So this man lets his landlord have sex wife his wife, in order to get LOWER rent? I hope he pays 5,000 a month or something. Not that I can put a number on it. But negotiating terms to take a mere percentage off is pretty desperate.

[Greenday]

I'm sure their rent is significantly lower if they are doing this kinda crap to pay less. But I wouldn't know anything about doing that kind of stuff.

I hate how everyone expects everyone working at a pharmacy to know everything there is to know about everything. Just because we are smarter than the customers doesn't mean we know EVERYTHING.

[Becks]

Where on Earth is the Brain Bleach®™?????????

[Crosshair]

Am I the only one thinking, "Good question." Anyone know the answer???

/I feel dirty.

[ArenaBoy]

Where on Earth is the Brain Bleach®™?????????

I have it, here ya go.

[Argabarga]

I"ll never understand why some customers feel the urge to spontaneously tell me why they need what they're getting, 9 out of 10 times, it's a no-brainer, I know (or have a pretty good idea) why you're on , say, Valtrex, or Geodon...

But for those of you who I don't have a clue about, please, keep it that way, the last thing I need is for you to waltz up to me and with the biggest smile you can muster, hand me an Rx and declare "I need this cuz' I got worms!"

[AFpheonix]

But just think, the person telling you why they're getting geodon could be a different person everytime!

(Treats split personality disorder)