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    Some background first, my first month at work a lady purchases 16 of our local papers. This led us to run out of papers early and our regular customers complained. The boss decreed that the new store policy is only 4 papers per person. I was waiting for the lady to return but she never did.

    Flash forward to yesterday I am walking to work when I see a woman park in front of the store. I let out a sigh because I hate dealing with impatient early birds and hoped she would be cool.

    I get to the store and it's the newspaper lady from a month ago. She is holding an armful of newspapers and I realized the she had removed the plastic bindings that held the papers together. That infuriated me, she goes up to a stack of bound newspapers in front of a closed store and just decides to help herself.

    Me: Can I help you? (said in what was probably a testy tone)
    SC: (Totally oblivious) I need to buy eleven papers
    Me: I'm sorry, we have a new store policy limiting four newspapers per customer.
    SC: (Sighs and sets down all but four of the papers) Fine I'll take the four

    She then tries to hand me a crumpled up five.

    Me: I can't make any transactions until the store opens. (I need to set aside reserved papers and count to make sure we got them all)
    SC: When are you going to open then?
    Me: In fifteen minutes

    She comes back 15 minutes later and buys her four papers. This time though she hands me a twenty. I ask "Out of 20?" and she says yes. I realize I have no pennies in my till and go to grab a roll when she snaps "I wanted to pay with a five." As she is leaving she whines that our store policy "sucks."

    If I ever see her again it will be too soon.
    Last edited by TruthHurts; 04-26-2008, 12:32 AM.
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  • #2
    Quoth TruthHurts View Post
    "I wanted to pay with a five."
    ...

    Then why DIDN'T you?!
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    • #3
      That woman is part of the reason why I don't like customers much.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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      • #4
        Why in the hell does she need 16 newspapers?

        Does she just prefer using newspapers for wrapping gifts?

        Maybe she prefers newspaper over toilet paper...
        Here's your sign...

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        • #5
          Quoth EmilyRose1982 View Post
          Why in the hell does she need 16 newspapers?

          Does she just prefer using newspapers for wrapping gifts?

          Maybe she prefers newspaper over toilet paper...

          Maybe she's a school teacher and once a month the students have to read the paper. But I can't stomach that she took off the wrappers. It's not her stuff yet, she hadn't paid for it, keep her mitts off.
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          • #6
            im going with- activity teacher, preschool teacher, day care, grade school teacher, or soccer mom who crafts, because my strange mom like brain (family joke the infertial one thinks like a mom) can think of about 50 different projects to do with 16 papers and at least 6 kids, glitter, paint paper cups, plates, glue, sticks, flowers... and more

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            • #7
              Ugh, I always hated it when people would open the paper bundles before we got there. I've even come in to find 2 quarters sitting on top of the stack of local papers. We have to count them and log them in first!! We also don't always get the same numbers of each paper every day. We shouldn't have to assume that's the one you took.

              I was so happy when I moved to Store2 and learned that they don't carry newpapers

              Recently I was in Store1 and discovered that they no longer have newspapers on the sales floor. You have to ask for them at the register. Too many people reading them in the store and leaving them all pulled apart on the tables.
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              • #8
                My papers go into a locked metal bin outside the store so that no one can get them before we do.

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                • #9
                  Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                  Maybe she's a school teacher and once a month the students have to read the paper.
                  If a teacher requires his or her class to read the newspaper, the school will supply the newspaper. At least the way it has been at all the schools I've subbed for. The schools get about 10 to 20 papers deviler every day.
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                  • #10
                    She may have also needed the papers for cheap packing material.
                    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                    • #11
                      What bothers me most about SC's and newspapers are the ones who come in, grab a paper pull it apart and read the damn thing and throw the mess up remains on the display. We had one Sc do that for awhile before we eventually caught him stealing and trespassed the guy.

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