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I have worked at the costume shop for almost two years now and I thought I had seen all the weirdness my town had to offer but I was very wrong about that.
It was a busy afternoon and we were gearing up for a festival later that evening. The phone had been ringing off the hook and we were starving by the time lunch made it to us so when the phone rang I took the call so the other girl could eat.
I went through my greeting and the guy on the other end of the line returned it. He sounded normal enough. I asked him why he was calling. He asked if we carried fake sperm. He said it in the same tone of voice I would use to order a hamburger at a fast food joint no hints of heavy breathing or the snickering in the background I would expect from a prank. I paused for a moment, surely I must of misunderstood so I asked him to repeat what he had just said and he did. "I am looking for some fake sperm."
I was flabbergasted and lost the ability to speak for a moment. I somehow managed to keep my composure and tell him to call one of the local adult shops .
There was silence on the end of the line and then he said. "Are you sure you don't have any big, fake wads of cum?"
I told him he had the wrong place and hung up as quick as I could. The other girl asked what happened because my face had apparently looked like this.
I told her and she asked why I didn't find out what he needed the sperm for. I couldn't ask because I had an inkling that he wanted me to do just that.
It was a busy afternoon and we were gearing up for a festival later that evening. The phone had been ringing off the hook and we were starving by the time lunch made it to us so when the phone rang I took the call so the other girl could eat.
I went through my greeting and the guy on the other end of the line returned it. He sounded normal enough. I asked him why he was calling. He asked if we carried fake sperm. He said it in the same tone of voice I would use to order a hamburger at a fast food joint no hints of heavy breathing or the snickering in the background I would expect from a prank. I paused for a moment, surely I must of misunderstood so I asked him to repeat what he had just said and he did. "I am looking for some fake sperm."
I was flabbergasted and lost the ability to speak for a moment. I somehow managed to keep my composure and tell him to call one of the local adult shops .
There was silence on the end of the line and then he said. "Are you sure you don't have any big, fake wads of cum?"
I told him he had the wrong place and hung up as quick as I could. The other girl asked what happened because my face had apparently looked like this.
I told her and she asked why I didn't find out what he needed the sperm for. I couldn't ask because I had an inkling that he wanted me to do just that.
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