Customer comes up to my register and unloads her basket. One of her items is a small, pricey tub of sorbet.
C: What's sorbet like?
Me: I've never had it before, but I think it's similar to frozen yogurt.
C: No.
Me: I'm not saying that it actually is frozen yogurt, though.
C: No, it's not like frozen yogurt.
Me: ...
C: It's like gelato.
Me: ...
C: If any other customers ask, it's like gelato, not frozen yogurt.
Me: Okay.
Um, ok, sure. I guess. Not that I would know, as I mentioned. But it's frozen and fruit-flavoured. Like frozen yogurt, do you think?
Oh well. *goes back to tub of choc-fudge-ripple ice-cream*
C: What's sorbet like?
Me: I've never had it before, but I think it's similar to frozen yogurt.
C: No.
Me: I'm not saying that it actually is frozen yogurt, though.
C: No, it's not like frozen yogurt.
Me: ...
C: It's like gelato.
Me: ...
C: If any other customers ask, it's like gelato, not frozen yogurt.
Me: Okay.
Um, ok, sure. I guess. Not that I would know, as I mentioned. But it's frozen and fruit-flavoured. Like frozen yogurt, do you think?

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