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  • It's my fault for using math.

    I had a lady come up to me last night and shove a pack of short ribs in my hands, and points to the price sticker. All of our meat is labelled with the original price and the discount price, along with weight, and price per pound.


    SC: I was charged to much for these ribs.
    ME: Ah, well let me see your receipt. (I take a look, the price on the ribs and the price on the reciept is the same.) No ma'am you were charged the right price. See this number is the same as on the reciept.

    SC: But I think that (the number on the package) is wrong.

    ME: Ooookay. Let me see. (I figure it up on the back of her reciept because a bagboy with a pen is much more accurate than a computer, I come up with the same price.) No it's right.

    SC: How did you get that number?

    ME: I...multiplied the weight by the cost per pound.

    Lady sigh and does that stomping thing that customers do when they think they're having to put up with idiots.


    SC: I'm trying to show you I understand.

    ME: Okay.

    SC: But you're supposed to add this number (weight) to this number (Price per pound).

    ME: Ummmmmm.....No. We multiply those two numbers together.

    SC: Well I don't approve of that.

    ME: I'm sorry but that's how they do it.


    She swears, and leaves. I've seen customers that couldn't perfrom math, I've never seen any that outright rejected it.
    "Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

  • #2
    Conspiracy!! That's what I'd put it down too.
    When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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    • #3
      Lady: Math, you and I just don't see eye to eye. We have to break up.
      Math: But Baby!
      Lady: No, math, I'm serious. It's over between us.
      Math: But I'm everywhere! You can't just break up with me!
      Lady: Watch me, Math. And to prove my point I'm going to involve this young man right over here.



      Woof. Who taught her to add up meat like that?
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
        Lady: Math, you and I just don't see eye to eye. We have to break up.
        Math: But Baby!
        Lady: No, math, I'm serious. It's over between us.
        Math: But I'm everywhere! You can't just break up with me!
        Lady: Watch me, Math. And to prove my point I'm going to involve this young man right over here.
        Ten bucks says she comes crawling back to Math after being ownt by the bagboy...

        Jeez, I've seen some interesting improv in figures, but that one even hurts MY brain!
        Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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        • #5
          OK, Math and I don't get along too well (it's the reason I majored in English, after all) but even I can figure that one out!
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Math is FUN! I make up my own algebra problems to solve (sometimes) when I am bored, and I almost always try to keep a running tally (including sales tax) of my order when I shop.

            Mmmm... Math

            SC
            "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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            • #7
              Quoth Danjo View Post

              Lady sigh and does that stomping thing that customers do when they think they're having to put up with idiots.

              You mean like a horse? Gods, I would have been fired because I SWEAR I would have whinnied at her.
              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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              • #8
                Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
                Math is FUN! I make up my own algebra problems to solve (sometimes) when I am bored, and I almost always try to keep a running tally (including sales tax) of my order when I shop.

                Mmmm... Math

                SC

                You're weird

                Oddly enough, most of my store career I was head cashier, and now I work in the Finance department. I don't know how that happened.
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #9
                  Math and me don't get along either (which is weird... I'm a big astronomy buff and that's a LOT of math!) but, come on, how can you not know how to add up the price of meat??

                  Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                  Lady: Math, you and I just don't see eye to eye. We have to break up.
                  Math: But Baby!
                  Lady: No, math, I'm serious. It's over between us.
                  Math: But I'm everywhere! You can't just break up with me!
                  Lady: Watch me, Math. And to prove my point I'm going to involve this young man right over here.


                  That's the last time I read one of your posts while drinking a soda. Now my keyboard will be sticky!
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    I've noticed (at least in my schools), that a lot of the math teachers suck at spelling, and a lot of the English teachers suck at math. It was amusing

                    On topic: That was awesome! Beautiful work
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                    • #11
                      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      You're weird

                      Oddly enough, most of my store career I was head cashier, and now I work in the Finance department. I don't know how that happened.
                      Yes, yes I am.

                      SC

                      PS: What, did you think I would deny it?
                      "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

                      Do you like Shakespeare? Join us The Globe Theater!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        That's the last time I read one of your posts while drinking a soda. Now my keyboard will be sticky!
                        W00t! I made someone break rule number 1!
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
                          Math is FUN! I make up my own algebra problems to solve (sometimes) when I am bored,
                          PSSH! Lightweight!
                          I find the patterns in random numbers that show up in random sequences.
                          4, 16, 82, hike!
                          Yup, yup. Much fun, particularly when I start adding to it by 'finding' the next number in the sequence.
                          Let's start easy: Each of those is divisible by 2, leaving 2, 8, and 41. The steps from each are: +6 and +35. The step there is +29... I'm lost now... but usually I can go higher.
                          "I call murder on that!"

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                          • #14
                            It sounds like that lady in the original post needs to take basic math.
                            Op.125

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                            • #15
                              Apparently the woman came back today with the same pack of ribs and claimed the same thing. She apparently was not happy when she left.


                              I don't know why.



                              She got 2 free math lessons.
                              "Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

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