One thing about being a telemarketer is that I have no idea what time it is when the machine calls you. And no, I do not manually put your number into my phone to call you. So it's not really ME calling...
Here are the horro stories from ****
Me: *waves*
SC: One of many sucky customers
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mrs. ____________.
SC: Speaking.
Me: Hi! This is Lynne calling from Kids Books, in ______, Connecticut (where the company is situated, not me). I see you have previewed books in the past for your -
SC: Can I have your phone number
Me: Pardon?
SC: I'm busy right now. Can I have your phone number so I can call YOU back during supper?
Me: I'm sorry ma'am, but it's ten-thirty at night where I am.
SC: I'll call you tomorrow
Me: I'm afraid I can not give that information out
SC: Oh come on now. You ALWAYS call at supper time. How would you feel if I called YOU at supper?
Me: Ma'am, I'm new at this job. This would be the FIRST time I've ever called, and I sure didn't intend to interrupt your meal. Have a nice day.
***
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mrs. Ford?
SC: Speaking
Me: Hello, Mrs Ford. This is Lynne calling from Kids Books, in ______, Connecticut. I noticed you have previewed books in the past for -
*pauses and looks at child's name
Me: Err... your son..... Harrison
*pause*
SC: Yes?
Me: *silence* (She did NOT name her son Harrison Ford. Oh but she DID! SHE DID!) Sorry ma'am. We have a great offer for you today...
***
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mr _______
SC: Speaking
Me: Hello! This is Lynne calling from Kids Books in ___________, Connecticut. I noticed that you have previewed books in the -
SC: So how's the weather in Connecticut.
Me:
I would imagine it's green there, sir.
SC: But I thought you said you were from Connecticut?
Me: Kids Books is from Connecticut, I on the other hand am not.
SC: Oh. Well, let's hear what you have to offer!
(this man actually was a nice guy, and really funny. He ended up agreeing to previewing whatever it was I was selling)
***
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mr ________
SC: Speaking
Me: Hello, sir. This is Lynne calling from Kids Books in _________, Connecticut. I noticed that you have previewed books in the past for your children. I'm calling about an offer I thought you might be interested. *continues spiel*
SC: Sure, sign me up for that!
Me: Okay sir, I'll just have to get some information.
SC: So, Lynne, how much do you get paid to do this?
Me: Enough, sir.
SC: Ah, but you can't possibly like working there.
Me: It pays the bills.
SC: I'm going to give you my number Lynne. Call me after work and we'll discuss other job opportunities that I don't think you'll want to pass up.
Me:

SC: We both know you don't like working there.
Me: Sir, are you trying to make a sale to ME?
SC: Yes!
Me: Cool!
I have more, but I don't have time to post them lol
I have had one WOMAN go along with my spiel, and even agree to the offer. And then halfway through getting her info, she asked in a breathless voice, "What are you wearing?"
Ewwy! I was so grossed out, that I hung up on her.
Here are the horro stories from ****
Me: *waves*
SC: One of many sucky customers
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mrs. ____________.
SC: Speaking.
Me: Hi! This is Lynne calling from Kids Books, in ______, Connecticut (where the company is situated, not me). I see you have previewed books in the past for your -
SC: Can I have your phone number
Me: Pardon?
SC: I'm busy right now. Can I have your phone number so I can call YOU back during supper?
Me: I'm sorry ma'am, but it's ten-thirty at night where I am.
SC: I'll call you tomorrow
Me: I'm afraid I can not give that information out
SC: Oh come on now. You ALWAYS call at supper time. How would you feel if I called YOU at supper?
Me: Ma'am, I'm new at this job. This would be the FIRST time I've ever called, and I sure didn't intend to interrupt your meal. Have a nice day.
***
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mrs. Ford?
SC: Speaking
Me: Hello, Mrs Ford. This is Lynne calling from Kids Books, in ______, Connecticut. I noticed you have previewed books in the past for -
*pauses and looks at child's name
Me: Err... your son..... Harrison
*pause*
SC: Yes?
Me: *silence* (She did NOT name her son Harrison Ford. Oh but she DID! SHE DID!) Sorry ma'am. We have a great offer for you today...
***
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mr _______
SC: Speaking
Me: Hello! This is Lynne calling from Kids Books in ___________, Connecticut. I noticed that you have previewed books in the -
SC: So how's the weather in Connecticut.
Me:

SC: But I thought you said you were from Connecticut?
Me: Kids Books is from Connecticut, I on the other hand am not.
SC: Oh. Well, let's hear what you have to offer!
(this man actually was a nice guy, and really funny. He ended up agreeing to previewing whatever it was I was selling)
***
Me: Hello, may I please speak with Mr ________
SC: Speaking
Me: Hello, sir. This is Lynne calling from Kids Books in _________, Connecticut. I noticed that you have previewed books in the past for your children. I'm calling about an offer I thought you might be interested. *continues spiel*
SC: Sure, sign me up for that!
Me: Okay sir, I'll just have to get some information.
SC: So, Lynne, how much do you get paid to do this?
Me: Enough, sir.
SC: Ah, but you can't possibly like working there.
Me: It pays the bills.
SC: I'm going to give you my number Lynne. Call me after work and we'll discuss other job opportunities that I don't think you'll want to pass up.
Me:


SC: We both know you don't like working there.
Me: Sir, are you trying to make a sale to ME?
SC: Yes!
Me: Cool!
I have more, but I don't have time to post them lol
I have had one WOMAN go along with my spiel, and even agree to the offer. And then halfway through getting her info, she asked in a breathless voice, "What are you wearing?"
Ewwy! I was so grossed out, that I hung up on her.
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