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  • #1

    You want me to WHAT?!?!?!?

    This happened back in my days at a video game store. This actually happened to a coworker about an hour before I showed up for my shift so I just barely missed dealing with this one.

    A guy comes in and asks for a coworker that had quit a few days prior.

    CW: coworker of course!
    SC: do you really need an explanation for this one?

    CW: "Sorry, he no longer works here."
    SC: "Do you know where he's working now or have is phone number?"
    CW: "Nope, sorry. He quit and I don't know where he went or have any way to contact him."
    SC: *sighs* "Shoot... I was going to pay him $200 to video tape me and my wife having sex..."
    CW: ( TMI!!!)
    (Note: I was told that this guy and his wife were the type you wouldn't want to see in swimwear, let alone naked and intimate.)

    SC: "Since we can't get a hold of him, would you like to do it for us? We'll even throw in an extra $50 and I'll provide the equipment."
    CW: "um... no thanks..."


    Seriously, you just can't make this shit up!
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  • #2
    DAMN my overactive imagination!

    What the hell, man? Why oh WHY would you ask a random stranger to tape your sex life?! Why would that thought stay in your head long enough to ask the random stranger in the first place? GAH!

    Faith in humanity: I does not have it.
    Last edited by karath; 05-07-2008, 11:32 PM. Reason: Needs more brainbleach
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    • #3
      SC: "Since we can't get a hold of him, would you like to do it for us? We'll even throw in an extra $50 and I'll provide the equipment."
      Me: You sure? I'll probably be laughing too hard to hold the camera still.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth karath View Post

        What the hell, man? Why oh WHY would you ask a random stranger to tape your sex life?! Why would that thought stay in your head long enough to ask the random stranger in the first place? GAH!
        Homemade porn? Urg.. I know what you mean by overactive imagination through.
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        • #5
          You know, for a lot less he could just get a tripod.
          But I guess then he wouldn't get any neat angle shots.

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          • #6
            Don't these people ever think of Craig's List?
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
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            • #7
              Maybe that's why he quit, he knew they we coming and had run out of excuses not to do it

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              • #8
                Hey, I don't see much of a problem here, $250 for enduring lifelong mental scars, that's totally a fair deal. Did you get his number?
                ONI HEUIR NI FEDIR

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                • #9
                  Quoth rerant View Post
                  You know, for a lot less he could just get a tripod.
                  But I guess then he wouldn't get any neat angle shots.
                  That was one of the first things that came to mind - why not just get a tripod?

                  And why would you ask some random stranger you have never seen or met before to video tape your intimate moments?

                  Of course, I was giving him a hard time about this the rest of the week!

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                  • #10
                    You could have told him they have these wonderful things called tripods these days.. but I guess he wanted every angle covered..
                    Last edited by MadMike; 05-08-2008, 10:24 PM. Reason: Excessive quoting
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                    • #11
                      Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                      You could have told him they have these wonderful things called tripods these days.. but I guess he wanted every angle covered..
                      Probably wanted close-ups of the action too...

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