Librarians and other people who deal with the public, aren't you tired of hearing this sort of thing?
This morning we had a lady who was sent to our Library to research something. She did not know what her assignment was. She said her Professor didn't tell her what she had to do but the people here in the Library would know. We've never talked to him. We've met some of his students before but it seems that each student has been assigned a different object to research. We can discern that she was given one of ten or fifteen objects to research but we don't know which one she was assigned With absolutely no input from her we couldn't couldn't give her much help. All we could do was direct her to books in the readig room and hope some of thse would jog her memory.
From better students we know that the paper was due either today or tomorrow. I wish the lady well but I don't think she'll get a very good mark on her assignment.
I feel even worse for the lady who showed up when I was shutting the Library down for the night. I was going out as she was coming in.
"Oh, you're closed?"
"Yes. We close at 4:30 but we'll open tomorrow at 10 AM".
"But the paper's due tomorrow and I need to get stuff from here"
"I'm sorry, Miss. You can't. May I suggest the big public library down at the corner?"
"I'm gonna have to walk all that way?"
Hey, you and I both know that you aren't going to get your paper done tonight. How do I know that?
1) You have a cell-phone surgically implanted in your ear and you're making plans for a fun evening as we speak.as we speak.
2) You came into the Library without a pen, pencil or pad of paper.
3) You've got "Juicy" written in sparkles on the Daisy Dukes that (almost) cover your behind.
This morning we had a lady who was sent to our Library to research something. She did not know what her assignment was. She said her Professor didn't tell her what she had to do but the people here in the Library would know. We've never talked to him. We've met some of his students before but it seems that each student has been assigned a different object to research. We can discern that she was given one of ten or fifteen objects to research but we don't know which one she was assigned With absolutely no input from her we couldn't couldn't give her much help. All we could do was direct her to books in the readig room and hope some of thse would jog her memory.
From better students we know that the paper was due either today or tomorrow. I wish the lady well but I don't think she'll get a very good mark on her assignment.

I feel even worse for the lady who showed up when I was shutting the Library down for the night. I was going out as she was coming in.
"Oh, you're closed?"
"Yes. We close at 4:30 but we'll open tomorrow at 10 AM".
"But the paper's due tomorrow and I need to get stuff from here"
"I'm sorry, Miss. You can't. May I suggest the big public library down at the corner?"
"I'm gonna have to walk all that way?"
Hey, you and I both know that you aren't going to get your paper done tonight. How do I know that?
1) You have a cell-phone surgically implanted in your ear and you're making plans for a fun evening as we speak.as we speak.
2) You came into the Library without a pen, pencil or pad of paper.
3) You've got "Juicy" written in sparkles on the Daisy Dukes that (almost) cover your behind.
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