Yesterday was..."OMG WE HAVE TO BUY 57 OF THE SAME THING FOR ALL THE KIDDIES IN OUR SUNDAY SCHOOL SO THEY CAN MAKE CRAP FOR THEIR MOMS" day.
So, we got a lot of people buying ...quantities. Which is fine. However, the quantity button our registers requirer a key. I don't have a key, because I am not cool. So, I scan 'em all. Or, you know, scan 1 five times, and then scan another 5 times. Or scan one 20 times.
People get very irate at that. "Gah, why can't you just hit quantity..."..
My favorite are the people who come up with a shit load of stuff, and ask me this--like--they have a cart full of baskets. "I have 16 of these, do you need to I need to take them out of the cart?"
The answer is yes, you do, because I'm supposed to scan each and every item. But sometimes, it's obvious that everything has the same sku, and I can see that is all they have in the cart. I ring 'em all up, and... "ugh, aren't you going to put them in a bag for me??!!?!?"
Seriously, wtf?
Or you get the folks who have breakable items that don't want to take them out of the cart...for you to scan them, yet decide at the end that they want every item wrapped. At the end. After you're finished with the transaction.
Attention customers, while I will wrap your 60 cent clay pots, I will not wrap them individually, I will wrap them 3 or 4, or 5 at a time. Why? because DUH. And you know what? It will take a bit of time to do, because--I'm only one person. You know why the people before you got out sooner? Because even though they had six billion little breakable doodads, and they wanted all of them wrapped, she said "Can I have some paper so I can help you wrap?", instead of going "uh...gah".. every three seconds.
AND dammit, people stop reading 40% off of one item as "40% off of your entire order"....after I've scanned, wrapped and bagged your over priced crap...and you're completely confused as to why the total is 300 dollars. "Is that with the coupon, the coupon was for 40% off"
OF ANY ONE REGULAR PRICE ITEM.
And no, that doesn't mean you get your 100 clay pots for the price of 60 of them. No, if they aren't on sale, and they are the only things that you purchased that weren't on sale, then the coupon will come off of ONE of them. So, you get 40% of 59 cents.
To recap--it's best not to come through my line when I'm in a pissy mood.
Which is pretty near all the time lately.
So, we got a lot of people buying ...quantities. Which is fine. However, the quantity button our registers requirer a key. I don't have a key, because I am not cool. So, I scan 'em all. Or, you know, scan 1 five times, and then scan another 5 times. Or scan one 20 times.
People get very irate at that. "Gah, why can't you just hit quantity..."..
My favorite are the people who come up with a shit load of stuff, and ask me this--like--they have a cart full of baskets. "I have 16 of these, do you need to I need to take them out of the cart?"
The answer is yes, you do, because I'm supposed to scan each and every item. But sometimes, it's obvious that everything has the same sku, and I can see that is all they have in the cart. I ring 'em all up, and... "ugh, aren't you going to put them in a bag for me??!!?!?"
Seriously, wtf?
Or you get the folks who have breakable items that don't want to take them out of the cart...for you to scan them, yet decide at the end that they want every item wrapped. At the end. After you're finished with the transaction.
Attention customers, while I will wrap your 60 cent clay pots, I will not wrap them individually, I will wrap them 3 or 4, or 5 at a time. Why? because DUH. And you know what? It will take a bit of time to do, because--I'm only one person. You know why the people before you got out sooner? Because even though they had six billion little breakable doodads, and they wanted all of them wrapped, she said "Can I have some paper so I can help you wrap?", instead of going "uh...gah".. every three seconds.
AND dammit, people stop reading 40% off of one item as "40% off of your entire order"....after I've scanned, wrapped and bagged your over priced crap...and you're completely confused as to why the total is 300 dollars. "Is that with the coupon, the coupon was for 40% off"
OF ANY ONE REGULAR PRICE ITEM.
And no, that doesn't mean you get your 100 clay pots for the price of 60 of them. No, if they aren't on sale, and they are the only things that you purchased that weren't on sale, then the coupon will come off of ONE of them. So, you get 40% of 59 cents.
To recap--it's best not to come through my line when I'm in a pissy mood.
Which is pretty near all the time lately.

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