This is an actual e-mail from a very strange cable customer:
"Your home page being inactive greatly harmed my affection for you. If you can fix it in a way that I can take the story notes, I would again feel proud of your company. Madness is also when your company demands full pay for high-speed service!! I relayed this hearsay in a reversed way, but now I sing Amazing Grace because your employees have saved a wretched programmer like me. Now I see how to clear out trash. It’s amazing they came and found me ship-wrecked on the high sea with slaves of bad words against you but Paul's Eph:2.8 converted me (Mr. Newton to scribe this song near 1474 that has made sweet the sound in most of your company’s churches) that not of myself could I find. To them only, I say thanks for this gift."
"Your home page being inactive greatly harmed my affection for you. If you can fix it in a way that I can take the story notes, I would again feel proud of your company. Madness is also when your company demands full pay for high-speed service!! I relayed this hearsay in a reversed way, but now I sing Amazing Grace because your employees have saved a wretched programmer like me. Now I see how to clear out trash. It’s amazing they came and found me ship-wrecked on the high sea with slaves of bad words against you but Paul's Eph:2.8 converted me (Mr. Newton to scribe this song near 1474 that has made sweet the sound in most of your company’s churches) that not of myself could I find. To them only, I say thanks for this gift."
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