Dear Loud, Adult, SC Guests:

[thehippie777]

Hi! Yeah uh thanks for the wonderful opportunity to have to babysit adults. It's not really my job to hold your hand and smack your hand when you are unable to be respectful enough of the other guests, but thanks for the opporunity!!

I realize you had yourself a great drunken time tonight. Apparently that means you bring back a crew of other Adults in their 20's and proceed to speak as loud as you can, stomp around, scream, and laugh all you want. Hey, it's only 230am, no one has a long day coming up or anything!!

And when other guests who were awoken with your rudeness call down & basically tell me to go slap you & call you a bad dog, feel free to lie to me about making the racket even though both my Security guy and myself bore witness to it.

Yeah, I warned you once & told you that was the only warning you would get. No, I am not a racist. Okay perhaps I am racist against your rudeness (news for you, though, rudeness isn't a race), my mistake. No wait, I don't care. Yeah, one warning & if you are still ignoring my plea then bye bye dumbass. Cry all you want, I don't care. You were inconsiderate and already we owe two people free rooms because of you.

Go away. Let the respectful people stay who are just needing a good night's sleep & a nice warm shower.

It's called a House-party....have one.

No, you don't get your money back cuz frankly you should have to pay for the other guests' rooms you & your crew disturbed.

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Also, Dear dumb Parent:


Yeah it's past midnight and your kids are screaming. I sent security to speak with you once already. When I called you for the second warning & asked you to please keep it down, you threw the race card. Funny, I hadn't even seen your face. Then, you have to nerve to tell me, "Do you expect me to stop my sick kids from screaming?"

At midnight in a hotel with sleeping guests? Can you believe it! But YES! YES I DO!

btw, kudos revoked because you have sick kids that are screaming...I assume by that statement because they are sick & in pain?

Then you finally decide to take them to the E.R. Holy-poo! After two hours, I am amazed you cared at all to finally get them help.

No, I don't know what was wrong with the kids... I just feel bad for them

[friendofjimmyk]

Then you finally decide to take them to the E.R. Holy-poo! After two hours, I am amazed you cared at all to finally get them help.

Wow, when you first said they stated their kids were sick - I thought that maybe they had the flu or something, which still does not excuse the parents from allowing them to scream.

Then I read that they had to take them to the ER after two - TWO hours....gah, that's just inexcusable.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze! Their cranium needs to meet the business end of a rubber mallet. No, wait, that'd cause too much brain damage and they could turn out WORSE.

.....BAD DOGS! BAD!!!!!

[Marnier]

I realize you had yourself a great drunken time tonight. Apparently that means you bring back a crew of other Adults in their 20's and proceed to speak as loud as you can, stomp around, scream, and laugh all you want. Hey, it's only 230am, no one has a long day coming up or anything!!

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It's called a House-party....have one.

Please don't send them home!!! They are already my neighbors! I need a break from them once in awhile.

Seriously, my neighbors are like that every night between 1am and 5 am there's screaming and partying. And the music is right under my bedroom.

[Difdi]

I realize you had yourself a great drunken time tonight. Apparently that means you bring back a crew of other Adults in their 20's and proceed to speak as loud as you can, stomp around, scream, and laugh all you want. Hey, it's only 230am, no one has a long day coming up or anything!!

The last time I had a neighbor like that (she moved out a month after I moved in), I sketched up plans for a revenge gadget. I never actually built it (and my plans are somewhere at the bottom of a filing cabinet somewhere in my apartment) but I can always dig them out and dust them off if I ever have another neighbor like that.

Take one of those Bionic Ear style parabolic microphones. Hook it up to an amplifier that doubles the volume. Cobble together a parabolic speaker; There's this type of flat speaker that literally produces a coherent sound beam that would work well for this. Aim both at the noisy idiots. Done right, you won't hear a thing if it's not aimed at you, but you might blow windows in on the house it's aimed at. And all they have to do to end the pain, is SHUT THE HELL UP.

[earl colby pottinger]

I sketched up plans for a revenge gadget.

Take one of those Bionic Ear style parabolic microphones. Hook it up to an amplifier that doubles the volume. Cobble together a parabolic speaker; There's this type of flat speaker that literally produces a coherent sound beam that would work well for this. Aim both at the noisy idiots. Done right, you won't hear a thing if it's not aimed at you, but you might blow windows in on the house it's aimed at.

My friend and I have discussed making a maser cannon but never agreed on the power source to use. It's main advantage is that it would fried the electronics of those idiots driving around in their boom-box-cars. I mean, not just the stereo would go, *ALL* of the electronics in the car would be fried! Legally that could put us in hot water if we were caught, I have to talk to him about your sound idea, bet we can even put up a defense that the glass did not break just because of our system, it needed the record volumes of the original offender too.

[Evil Queen]

The last time I had a neighbor like that (she moved out a month after I moved in), I sketched up plans for a revenge gadget. I never actually built it (and my plans are somewhere at the bottom of a filing cabinet somewhere in my apartment) but I can always dig them out and dust them off if I ever have another neighbor like that.

Take one of those Bionic Ear style parabolic microphones. Hook it up to an amplifier that doubles the volume. Cobble together a parabolic speaker; There's this type of flat speaker that literally produces a coherent sound beam that would work well for this. Aim both at the noisy idiots. Done right, you won't hear a thing if it's not aimed at you, but you might blow windows in on the house it's aimed at. And all they have to do to end the pain, is SHUT THE HELL UP.

Can I have a copy of the plans? I know an officer who would love to have one of those things built.

[fish3k1]

Please don't send them home!!! They are already my neighbors! I need a break from them once in awhile.

Seriously, my neighbors are like that every night between 1am and 5 am there's screaming and partying. And the music is right under my bedroom.

Where do you live? There should be someone you can call who'll take care of that (and if your neighbours are renting, they can be evicted, that's exactly what happened to the previous tenants in me and my gf's new house )

[BookstoreEscapee]

Where do you live? There should be someone you can call who'll take care of that (and if your neighbours are renting, they can be evicted, that's exactly what happened to the previous tenants in me and my gf's new house )

If nothing else, you can always call the cops...

[Andara Bledin]

Seriously, my neighbors are like that every night between 1am and 5 am there's screaming and partying. And the music is right under my bedroom.

If nothing else, you can always call the cops...

*nod*nod*

Yup. That's what I was going to say.

I'm usually up pretty darned late, myself, but I won't put up with too much loud noise past 11pm. The legal cut off is 10, so I'm being generous.

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[RedRoseSpiral]

Difdi, if you ever bother to dig out those plans, I beg you, PM them to me. I have a new neighbor who lets her son play his music as loud as he wants usually starting at 11pm until sometime around 3-4am. I've called the cops on the brat once, but I have a feeling that the quiet I've gotten won't last. Mommy lets Precious do what ever he wants. If I had one of those I'd be oh so happy.

[Marnier]

If nothing else, you can always call the cops...

I would love to, however, the kids rent downstairs and their drunken uncle rents the upstairs. If I call the cops they will most likely be arrested for underage drinking as I know for a fact that the friends they have over are not 21 yet (something about yelling "you have a fake ID" tipped me off) And they aren't exactly the kind of people I want to upset. (They've had many physical fights and the youngest one spent 6 months in jail last year for smashing some kid and breaking his jaw)

I have tried telling the landlord about them but he's too cheap to evict them.

[wagegoth]

Can you call from a payphone down the street? Or rotate the calls between neighbors?

[Marnier]

Can you call from a payphone down the street? Or rotate the calls between neighbors?

Oh how I wish.....the only payphone in my city is 50 ft from the police station. As far as rotating the complaints I already do that to my landlord, and to make an official complaint to the police I'd have to fill out a report and the neighbors would know it was me.

[Andara Bledin]

Oh how I wish.....the only payphone in my city is 50 ft from the police station. As far as rotating the complaints I already do that to my landlord, and to make an official complaint to the police I'd have to fill out a report and the neighbors would know it was me.

Why would the police tell the neighbors who complained about them?

I would suspect that if you let them know you feared retaliation because they're violent as well as underage drinkers, they'd keep mum about who did the complaining.

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