SCs who crap on the floor

[chrisistheman]

I was cleaning at my store and was called to the restroom. One woman laid 4 turds on the floor, along with urine! How disgusting! Bad enough they are rude, now they crap on the floor!

[ArenaBoy]

I know exactly how you feel. At one venue, we saw a guy take a crap in our ticket booth in direct sight of us. The guy was drunk but the cops got him thankfully.

[AirHostess]

Urgh that is disgusting...the toilets in the Border's store the other day had 'stuff' smeared all over a cubicle wall...pity the poor person who had to clear it up. What is wrong with people?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Urgh that is disgusting...the toilets in the Border's store the other day had 'stuff' smeared all over a cubicle wall...pity the poor person who had to clear it up. What is wrong with people?

At my store we have a crazy lady who comes in, takes a dump, then picks it up and draws on the walls with it!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

That's the mail reason I never went for the assistant managers position at Kinko's. I saw the assistant managers shuffling into the john with bucket, mops, and rubber opera gloves just one too many times. Screw that. They would shit on the WALL. How do you shit on the wall unless you are TRYING to shit on the wall?

My sister works in a state library and a guy shat on the floor in the hallway?

[blas]

What I have yet to understand is how a person can literally SPRAY shit everywhere. I mean, even if you bend over and purposely aim at the wall.......you CANNOT spray wild, crazy, large amounts of fecal matter all over the wall as if it were SPRAY PAINT!.............I have no clue how these people are able to do things like that......even the elderly and their terrible digestive problems...I don't see how a person can spray fecal matter ALL over the walls.....and how does it get on the ceiling? And what person (unless they are mentally disabled) smears and draws with shit on the wall?

And do they do it at home? NO WAY. They'd never smear/draw/spray shit everywhere at home.

[dragonflygrrl]

I think I've posted this somewhere else, but we had a kid one time at Budget that kept pestering his mother that he "had to go," and she kept right on ignoring him. It was a day when we were overbooked and people had to wait for a car, and she was sitting at the benches next to this heinously ugly fake potted palm. Finally, the kid just dropped trou and squatted in the palm tree. The smell was unbelievable. And the lady just sat there and acted like she didn't see it.

[friendofjimmyk]

What I have yet to understand is how a person can literally SPRAY shit everywhere. I mean, even if you bend over and purposely aim at the wall.......you CANNOT spray wild, crazy, large amounts of fecal matter all over the wall as if it were SPRAY PAINT!.............I have no clue how these people are able to do things like that......even the elderly and their terrible digestive problems...I don't see how a person can spray fecal matter ALL over the walls.....and how does it get on the ceiling? And what person (unless they are mentally disabled) smears and draws with shit on the wall?

And do they do it at home? NO WAY. They'd never smear/draw/spray shit everywhere at home.

My guess with these sitauations where it has seemed to spray is that in public restrooms, some people hover over the toilet rather than sitting down on it due to a fear of catching germs on their bums. That's the only reason I can think of for a spray effect - they are hovering and kind of bent over and, well....ickiness ensues.

[Despina83]

Once when I was working on the sales floor one of the guys was pissed off because he had to clean up crap....in the fitting room. This girl said, "Well, maybe it fell out of a baby's diaper...?" and he said, "No, this was from a GROWN MAN." My grandpa also once told a story about finding crap on the floor and WALLS of a fitting room. I can understand somebody with a condition having an accident, but to just walk off and leave it? They must have been embarrassed, but stil, come on...

[Neo_Classic]

That happened at Sears a while back. I don't work there but my friend does. So this old lady goes to the bathroom, uses it, forgets to put on her underwear (it was covered with fecal matter btw) and starts walking around the store dropping her crap everywhere. She was obviously wearing a skirt. A customer stepped in it and went to a register to let someone know. Security kicked the old lady out and my friend had to clean it.

[Strange Magic]

I've always suspected some of these @#$%'s were not housebroken...

[Daphne]

My sister works in a state library and a guy shat on the floor in the hallway?

Oh the stories I could tell about bathroom abuse in my public library district. Some sick bastard came in every Friday and smeared his feces all over the bathroom. Fridays becamse known as "feces Friday." I can't wait to get away from the public.

[CrazedClerk]

I remember when I worked at the arcade I once had to clean up some pieces of crap from the bathroom floor. They were in the middle of the floor about three feet from the stalls. No urine though. How does that happen??

Then there was the kid who actually PEED all over one of our games....take a wild guess who had to clean that up

[Jak_O_Lantern]

This one was passed along to me from a friend of a friend so it might be a bit exaggerated, but allegedly while working at a Mc D's he was sent to clean the restroom only to discover a brownish circle about 3 feet in diameter on the floor and part way up the wall, and it wasn't even in the stall, it was by the sinks and hand dryer!

[Pagan]

My guess with these sitauations where it has seemed to spray is that in public restrooms, some people hover over the toilet rather than sitting down on it due to a fear of catching germs on their bums. That's the only reason I can think of for a spray effect - they are hovering and kind of bent over and, well....ickiness ensues.

Still begs the question of how the hell does it get on the ceiling? Unless they're hovering upside down?