Poll: What is the phrase you hear from customers the most?

[chrisistheman]

We all hear from SCs once in a while, but what phrase do you hear the most?

[stickycoins]

You forgot my favorite.......I've got MAD change!

[CrazedClerk]

You should've added "Is this on sale?"

[Great Unknown]

Dang, I was hoping to see "marlborolightsinabox" and "debitnocashback" as options too. Oh well, "bad day" is close enough to the truth.

[Kyree]

Drat...I was hoping to see "This has no price on it, it must be free!"

[Hotelboy]

How bout' "it didn't scan, it must be free"

[chainedbarista]

while i chose 'you screwed up my order,' we actually get its bastard cousin more frequently:

'that's not what i wanted... '

well, it IS what you ordered; seeing how we can't read minds, that's what you end up with.

next time, ask a question or two; then maybe you'll get what you WANTED.

[traylk]

What about this one?

"Which one do you think I should have?" (none go home and cook something)
or
"I dunno pick one for me" I have gotten this one at TB and BB

[blas]

None of the above.

"MarbredsBOX!" (extreme emphasis on box, lest I give the customer the dreaded, evil, deadly virus contaminated, did i mention evil, SOFT PACK! THE HORROR OF THE SOFT PACK! NO, NO NO! IT MUST MUST MUST BE IN A BOX! A BOX!)

*sorry, I didn't mean to go off so much on that one, but people and their "BOX"es really drove me nuts.

Item doesn't scan..."He he he he, it must be free!"

"Why do you look so orrrrnry?"

"Ye manager ALWAYS...............for ME!"

"Why didn't ye manager order ME some more........?"

"And I got gas....I don't know which pump.......that car...over there..."

"ID? For what?"

[LostMyMind]

You forgot "Thank God, I don't have to deal with customers anymore."

[Zombi]

The phrase I loathe and despise: "Is it always this busy?"
Hmm. Let's think about this one. We are famous for selling things very cheaply, and the whole of the southern suburbs area knows this. Therefore, the southern suburbs like to shop there. Ergo, yes. We are always this busy. Now take your change and get out.
I hate football season so much, because we can be slow for the whole morning, then it'll hit half-time, and suddenly everybody remembers that they forgot to get the meat for the barbeque, and the 99 cent cakes, and the $1.69 bottles of Pepsi, and we get slammed.

[PuckishOne]

From the Something Scary Department...

"Which one do you think I should have?"
"I dunno pick one for me"

I get these all the time. Too many people out there look at insurance like it's fast food, apparently.

[friendofjimmyk]

You also forgot, "This is ridiculous"

[blaubent]

My favorite: "Wait! I've think I have the correct change at the bottom of my purse!"

Or: "I'll take two." (Two what? Prob cigs. What kind? Hello? Does my name tag say "mind reader"?)

[AFpheonix]

I don't get any of those particularly often, but I get on a daily basis:
"I need this as sooooon as possible!" or, related, "I need it right now!"
"Can't you do it any faster?"
"What? that long? All you have to do is put a label on a box!"

It's like they think I work at BK or something.