One Liners

[Phone Jockey]

“I hate you people because you don’t have the New York Giants here. North Carolina sucks and so do you!”

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“I believe that your server is working. I don’t believe it’s working.”

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“Thanks for the high monthly fee.”

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“The reliability of your f*cking service is inadequate to say the least.”

[Gurndigarn]

“The reliability of your f*cking service is inadequate to say the least.”

"We're sorry, sir, but that particular service is only available in Nevada, outside of Carson County."

[Jaden]

“Thanks for the high monthly fee.”

"Why, you're welcome sir! Would you like us to increase it in order to make you happier?"

[Sphinx]

“I believe that your server is working. I don’t believe it’s working.”

"And I believe your brain has never worked"

[Phone Jockey]

If only I could respond with those answers! These ppl are the reason I'll be insane in less than 5 yrs.

[PuckishOne]

“I believe that your server is working. I don’t believe it’s working.”

"I believe you're an idiot. I don't believe...no, wait, I completely believe you're an idiot."

[BrassCowboy]

“I hate you people because you don’t have the New York Giants here. North Carolina sucks and so do you!”

Why doesn't he just root for the Panthers if he's living in NC?

[Spiffy McMoron]

Why doesn't he just root for the Panthers if he's living in NC?

Because he's so dumb, he thinks that New York still has the (baseball) Giants, and not San Fransisco. Also, he's not really sure who the hell the Mets are. AAA, maybe?

[Antisocial_Worker]

“I hate you people because you don’t have the New York Giants here. North Carolina sucks and so do you!”

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Reminds me of the guest here who checked out of here and told us that "this town sucks!" because he got shot down trying to pick up women at the bar.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

If only I could respond with those answers! These ppl are the reason I'll be insane in less than 5 yrs.

Less than 5 years? I thought you already were thanks to these maroons.

Besides, NC doesn't suck . . it blows. There's a difference.

[TNT]

“I hate you people because you don’t have the New York Giants here. North Carolina sucks and so do you!”

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He was talking about the Giants... Can a game truly be called a "Super Bowl" if the Giants aren't in it?

[Crow The Robot]

“I hate you people because you don’t have the New York Giants here. North Carolina sucks and so do you!”

And we hate you, too sir, and you do realize that the last Giants game was a nationwide telecast on Sunday night, it was over one of the networks so we did indeed show the game, sorry you were to damn stupid to realize when the game was on good night.

[Phone Jockey]

thoughts

And we hate you, too sir, and you do realize that the last Giants game was a nationwide telecast on Sunday night, it was over one of the networks so we did indeed show the game, sorry you were to damn stupid to realize when the game was on good night.

Wow, it's like you channeled my thoughts just in that one comment. You're a genius!

[Jester]

Reminds me of the guest here who checked out of here and told us that "this town sucks!" because he got shot down trying to pick up women at the bar.

Then it seems that, for him at least, your town does not suck quite enough.