More one liners

[Phone Jockey]

“With U. What is the hold-up. Can you not just spend a little of that cash coming in every single month & get a contract signed?”

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“My mother’s maiden name is invalid.”

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"You might as well fall flat on your face!"

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Your service is the worst ever! I’m sending this to the BBC! You’ll be sorry! (not the FCC, the BBC, huh?)

[PuckishOne]

“My mother’s maiden name is invalid.”

"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't accept that."

"You might as well fall flat on your face!"

"After what I'll have to drink to forget your dumb a**?? You betcha!!"

Your service is the worst ever! I’m sending this to the BBC! You’ll be sorry!

"I say, old chap, what the bloody buggery would the BBC care about our service?"

[Phone Jockey]

"I say, old chap, what the bloody buggery would the BBC care about our service?"

I figured maybe Charles & Camilla will snub us & that will be the "revenge of the BBC." Oh the pain...make the pain go away.

[Talon]

“With U. What is the hold-up. Can you not just spend a little of that cash coming in every single month & get a contract signed?”

I will promptly file your request under the Department of Incoherency.

Your service is the worst ever! I’m sending this to the BBC! You’ll be sorry! (not the FCC, the BBC, huh?)

Sorry sir, your complaint got lost and ended up with the BS

[XCashier]

Your service is the worst ever! I’m sending this to the BBC! You’ll be sorry!

I guess your service will be key to the plot of the next episode of Doctor Who?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I guess your service will be key to the plot of the next episode of Doctor Who?

So this guy is going to claim he's been scammed.

Sounds like a perfect con for the guys on Hustle.