Wherein I Try To Defend My Groin

[TTAZ]

“Las Vegas….you know, the one where you snort coke off the tit of a hooker dressed like Elvis and wake up married to her the next day."

I have been going to the WRONG casinos!

[Pagan]

2) To the 60 something German man that sat down beside me: Yes, that seat is free and you are welcome to take it. It is freely offered to the public. However, can you please not cuddle up to me? You smell like pickles and sadness.

Well, at least he wasn't aiming for your groin....was he??????

I've been to Las Vegas, NM. Not much there...

Except for the state psychiatric hospital! Which means that there is possibly someone there that does think that they're Elvis....or the hooker.

Considering your status as the Customers Suck Official Entertainment Center,

Hahahahahahaha!

what do you mean, Scotland?(your'e probably right)

Hey, now. One day, they'll be independent again and they what're y'all gonna do? Scotland's got all oil!

His was Rob. Why was that odd? Because his name was Jonathan.

I have a cousin whose name is Ollen and everyone calls him....Pete. Never have found out why.

ok to GK.... i feel sorry for your crotch, though it was funny for me, though seriously you have to begin to wonder if the poeple going for your crotch are anyone of us,

Oh, I think that we FanGirlz have more class than that!

[Evil Queen]

Except for the state psychiatric hospital! Which means that there is possibly someone there that does think that they're Elvis....or the hooker.

Holy Catsbah, batman! I forgot about the psych ward!

[Fenrus]

Oh, I think that we FanGirlz have more class than that!

That very well may be... but the fanBOYZ on the other hand... that's who he has to worry about..

Sorry GK... had to.

Another entertaining week of complete horror. Bravo.

[Imogene]

A bunch of people had nicknames

Hmmm... in high school, I got dubbed "Big Bird" by the shortest guy in my class... I went through elementary school with my legal name, got tired of that in Middle school, shortened it to the last three letters (Dan), and, now, post stroke/college, I just have had this desire to ignore y name in general. I usually start out the day as Rubiko, and shorten it to Rubi as I get bored, and whenever someone calls me something else, I just change my name to that (Last night, at Rocky, I was Rubi, then Hey, you, then Honey, in the space of ten minutes. It was awesome)

[RetailWorkhorse]

but the fanBOYZ on the other hand... that's who he has to worry about..

This is true. Very true.

[JoitheArtist]

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Technically...

Me: “and what city are you in?”
C: “Las Vegas…..Nevada.”
Me: “Ok, w-“
C: “Well, I guess there’s really only one Las Vegas. Isn’t there?”

That would be a safe assumption to make, yes. But technically there is one other Las Vegas in New Mexico. However, due to certain…..factors, they are pretty easy to tell apart. So next time, if you want to be specific, just say “Las Vegas….you know, the one where you snort coke off the tit of a hooker dressed like Elvis and wake up married to her the next day."

That should clear up any confusion.
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Here, have a cookie for knowing about Las Vegas, NM.

I must be one of the only people in the US who's been to Las Vegas, NM, more than Las Vegas, Nevada. My family used to go camping out there, and there's some real kick-ass natural hot springs in the area. You just gotta be careful to avoid the naked, aging hippies.

[smileyeagle1021]

That very well may be... but the fanBOYZ on the other hand... that's who he has to worry about..

Sorry GK... had to.

Another entertaining week of complete horror. Bravo.

GK, maybe you should invest in a bike... assuming they are allowed on the skytrain you can place it between your crotch on the unwashed (or cs.com apparently in at least a few cases) masses. (It works for me on trax... people keep their distance and the bike is between me and them).

[Fenrus]

Not foolproof, smiley. I've had a few time where the person just decides to push bike, and bike, in return, pushes groin. That's why I hate the University line at peak times...

And hey... I'm washed...

[smileyeagle1021]

And hey... I'm washed...

sorry coulda worded it better... I was trying to imply that the only people who were going after GK were either the unwashed or if they happened to be washed they must be from CS.com

[Sorianna]

Why do you need an excuse? Seriously, I once voted on Election Day in a court jester's outfit!

Seriously? Awesome. I went to school once wearing a stola, tunic, and palla (female and much nicer version of the toga) completely at random. Another day I wore random ren-fest type clothes. But never voting in a jester's outfit.

[crazylegs]

Hey, now. One day, they'll be independent again and they what're y'all gonna do? Scotland's got all oil!

Invade?

[JustADude]

Seriously? Awesome. I went to school once wearing a stola, tunic, and palla (female and much nicer version of the toga) completely at random. Another day I wore random ren-fest type clothes. But never voting in a jester's outfit.

Closest I've ever gotten to that kind of stuff is walking around wearing a fedora and trench-coat because I couldn't find an umbrella. *looks around for Bogart smiley*

[Sorianna]

Closest I've ever gotten to that kind of stuff is walking around wearing a fedora and trench-coat because I couldn't find an umbrella. *looks around for Bogart smiley*

Yeah, but that's just as awesome, if not as flashy.

[mharbourgirl]

.....<mutter>.....

A beer cooler and a hat? Isn’t that the Coat of Arms for Nunavut?

No dude, it's the official Coat of Arms for the Eastern Shore of Nova Scotia, which is where I moved to get away from the mold and weirdness after living on the Wet Coast for the first 25 years of my life.

But the beer cooler is sitting on the back of a 4-wheeler, and the hat is pinned under the front wheels. Gotta be representative of local culture an' all, eh?

Sounds like you really need to move someplace it doesn't rain quite so much. NS has just as many weirdos, truly, but more of 'em wear flannel shirts and jeans and ball caps. Even the men.

But your rants are entertaining as hell, dude, and I'm almost sorry I moved so far away. Sounds like you'd be fun to drink a beer and argue politics with.