What have you seen while working drive-thru?

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Surely someone, somewhere, sometime has gone through a drive through butt naked. I refuse to believe its never happened, yet I don't think in all the drive thru threads on this site, I've ever seen a mention of it...

[orpheuswaking]

Saw a red headed guy go through our drive thru at Papa Johns (yes we had a drive thru)... He had a tshirt on and nothing else... and yes he was a true red head

Unfortunately I don't like looking at manparts so it wasn't very nice for me...


We had a cop come through once and then heard shots across the street (nice area I worked in)... He shot off across the grass onto the sidewalk then across a median... Pretty fun time... Gave him the pizza free when he got back...

[orpheuswaking]

Oh, and most of the drive thrus around here refuse to serve you if you are on foot...

[mattm04]

Oh, and most of the drive thrus around here refuse to serve you if you are on foot...

The drive-thus in my areas have sighs that say, only cars, no bikes or people on foot. I was in the restaurant ordering once when I saw several people at the window, including a manager and i did hear say "only cars, it is a safety issue." I got distracted and didn't have time to watch.

[Parrothead]

I've ridden a horse through a drive through. The barn staff at the summer camp I worked at went to Taco Bell after a trail ride. The horses didn't mind. (we dismounted to pay and get our food so we didn't spook them.)

[Javarod]

I've done the on foot thing at Jack in the Box a few times. Despite the signs, they'll do it ifn there's a good reason, and having pulled up in both a full eighteen wheeler (70ft of truck) and an LCF truck neither of which will fit through the drive through after dining room hours (or in the case of the LCF, before them), and they took care of me. Once stuffed the LCF through a BK drive through getting lunch, it was one of the ones with basically no over hang, just enough to help protect the cashier a little bit. Had the right side of the box brushing a tree, and the left side six inches from the over hang, boy that surprised the cashier that I pulled that one off, but then there's a reason I drive for a living.

[Sliceanddice]

woman in a pink fuzzy towel... and nothng else, and i knew it was nothing else because i could see her tan line

[Titchyboy]

Once saw a hooker plying her trade at a McD's Drivethrough in Manchester

[jerkface11]

This was several years ago and not quite in the drive thru. We had closed for the evening and were cleaning up getting ready to go home. We looked out the window at a car that had just pulled into the parking lot. The woman driving opened her door and turned sideways with her feet on the pavement. The passenger then got out of the car, walked over to the drivers door,got down on her knees, and went down on the driver!! This went on for 10 minutes or so until the cops showed up and ran them off.

[Mamadrae]

I thankfully never worked the night shift during my drive thru days. thus I was safe from most wackos that came out at night. By far the worst days were Hell Days as I called them. When Mc D's is doing the dirt cheap burgers.

For whatever reason people do not understand the limit 5 deal. They always went on that they had a friend in the car with them and they should've have to go through the long drive thru twice, blah blah blah.

One day I just got sick of it. So right before the lunch hour I went into the office, pulled out a large amount of computer paper from the printer, and wrote in large red letters 5 PER CAR ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS. Then I went outside and stuck it on the speaker, someplace no one will be able to miss it.

Mind you the sign is there when this moron come up.

SC: Yeah I need 20 cheeseburgers...
Me: The limit is 5 sir.
SC: I got 3 other people in here.
Me: Sir, there should be a nice little sign on the speaker. What does it read?
SC: 5 per car...
Me: What does that mean sir?
SC: Everyone else gets 5, but I want 20.
Me:
SC: So we need 20 cheeseburgers and 4 cokes...
Me: *out of patience after dealing with this all day* Sir you are not getting 20 burgers. You can either send your friends inside or pull around 4 times if you really want them but your not getting 20 in one sitting.
SC: But I'm a customer...
Me: Sir I don't care if your the Queen of Sheba with an M-16 loaded and aimed at me. Your not getting 20 burgers in one sitting at the cheap rate.

Guy drives away in a huff and next person pulls up.
Mind you I know that my speaker is loud enough with that sign on it to be heard by the next car. I tested it with a few people myself.

SC2: Yeah I need 10 burgers.
Me: *bloodcurdling scream*

If I ever find out who came up with that wonderful idea for a sale I will be turning them into a vegetable.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Me: Sir, there should be a nice little sign on the speaker. What does it read?
SC: 5 per car...
Me: What does that mean sir?
SC: Everyone else gets 5, but I want 20.

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

If I ever find out who came up with that wonderful idea for a sale I will be turning them into a vegetable.

I think they already are one.

[Samaliel]

Hey, actually, they're kind of a step up from the average SC : they DID read the sign. Most wouldn't, even if it was stuck on the belly of a face hugger. But yeah : still minus umpteen godzilions points for thinking the sign doesn't apply to THEM.

[Daisy]

- one truck had gotten next to the window, put it in reverse and slam on the gas, so i call in a drive-off. They speed back 20 feet and slam on the brakes, and put it in drive. They pull up to the window and screeeecchhhh to a halt. I look in the cab and there are three down home boys in there, one of which is hanging out the back window into the bed. He pulls in two 30 racks of Budweiser. The driver said exactly this:
"Sorry 'bout that, had to get the BEER! Here want one?"

If it had been Bud Light I'd almost SWEAR this was my boyfriend and his cousins.

[Custard Chick]

The small custard stand I worked at for 6 years had a drive-thru.

I didn't witness this but a very large, very nekkid man went through once.

I've had a lady in a motorized wheelchair pull through because she didn't think we were handicap accessible (who isn't handicap accessible these days??) Full story here.

A lady walking her dog through, but the dog didn't react well to large crowds and we were packed up front, so this made sense.

Several different car-fulls of teenagers coming through high.

An older gentleman throwing his waffle cone through the window at my manager. (Full story here)

[AmethystSquirrel]

About 2 weeks ago, we had a guy order a large iced latte, and a small cup for the whipped cream. Ok a little odd, but hey whatever works right?
He pulls up and this blond is "servicing" him while he was driving, NEVER LOOKED UP he gave me his money and drove off giving us a 1 and change tip