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    Zyanya's post reminded me of this story from when I worked at a home improvement store.

    This guy comes in one day and wants some foam rubber pads. We don't carry them. I inform him of this and he goes off on the typical SC rant of "you should carry it simply because I need it right now!" Eventually he calms down, sorta-kinda and in a fairly reasonable tone asks where he could find some. Like it's my responsibility to know. Luckily I do know and I'm feeling generous, so I tell him: "Go to either Fred Meyer or JoAnn Fabric. I recommend JoAnn's because they're closer to our store and have more selection."

    Oh. My. Gosh.

    You would've thought I'd asked him to hook his manparts up to a set of jumper cables! I got this 15 minute RANT on how stupid I was and how could I reasonably expect him to go to ::gasp:: JoAnn's???

    I'm like, Ooookaaaay then, "Well, Fred Meyer has a fair selection maybe that would be a better choice?" Now he's just plain screaming at me about how lousy the store was, how sucky my customer service skills were, and that I should personally go to corporate and tell them that we needed to start selling foam rubber pads because he neeeedsss them, and that I should then be fired for being a bad employee. Whatever, dude. I have one more recommendation. How about a long walk off a short dock.
    Last edited by flybye023; 06-21-2008, 04:06 AM.
    My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.---Cary Grant

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    Quoth flybye023 View Post
    I have one more recommendation. How about a long walk off a short dock.
    Ok, my question is, what kind of man wouldn't go to JoAnns? I mean, that's where I go to get all my sewing needs. Of course, they are just about the only fabric store around here, but still, where else would I go when I need to make, or remake a costume?

    Anybody got a problem with that, just let me get my foam LARP sword and I'll teach him a thing or three. three points at a time.

    Seriously, I remember reading "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" a long time ago and found it silly. "Real Men" shouldn't be worried about what others think about their activities, especially if its legitimate...


    Eric the Grey
    In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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    • #3
      Seriously. Real adult men will go to where the stuff they want is...not whine about where it isn't.
      My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.---Cary Grant

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      • #4
        Quoth Eric the Grey View Post
        "Real Men" shouldn't be worried about what others think about their activities, especially if its legitimate...

        REAL men aren't.

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        • #5
          Quoth Eric the Grey View Post
          Seriously, I remember reading "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" a long time ago and found it silly. "Real Men" shouldn't be worried about what others think about their activities, especially if its legitimate...
          Eric the Grey
          Real men don't eat quiche? OMG they should try the quiche my mom makes. It's just eggs sausage and cheese but man it's good.

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          • #6
            Quoth jerkface11 View Post
            Real men don't eat quiche? OMG they should try the quiche my mom makes. It's just eggs sausage and cheese but man it's good.
            Hmmmm.... Come to think of it, I haven't had Quiche in a long time.

            *goes to surf Recipeource.com for a good recipe. Methinks it'll make a good dinner for next week.


            Eric the Grey
            In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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            • #7
              My fiance's father went on the run for several reasons, one of which was he thought having a deaf child made him less manly. Ironically, running away proved he's not manly enough to handle it.

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              • #8
                I've come to call them "Omelet pies" for my dad. He loves omelets

                But with him, I think its more of the name than the 'real men' bit, my mom jokes about that though.

                As for sewing being "woman's work", most military men have to know how to darn and patch, they don't exactly have a seamstress following them into foxholes to mend things after the battles.
                "If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom Dickson

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                • #9
                  How is quiche not manly? I don't get it.

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                  • #10
                    The most manly man is the one who is himself, others opinions be damned.
                    The report button - not just for decoration

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                    • #11
                      Real Men Don't Eat Quiche was actually not bad ... the author made a very good point about how we used to do and build good, big, high-quality things ... and how we now have the Fry Baby (pathetic, small, plastic).
                      "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

                      Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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                      • #12
                        "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche?"

                        A real man eats whatever he damned well wants to.
                        I have a map of the world. It's actual size.

                        -- Steven Wright

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                        • #13
                          I maintain my manliness by eating whatever the hell is placed in front of me by EQ. Because she would have my head on a silver platter if I didn't eat it.

                          I'm not whipped. I'm not. I'm just a really good dog.

                          I really need to get rid of that silver platter.
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • #14
                            Apparently going to a fabric store to get upholstery supplies is no longer manly. Perhaps someone should inform my dad and his coworkers

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                            • #15
                              It must be tough going through life maintaining a rigorous reputation of being manly and never going unmanly places or doing unmanly things.
                              Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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