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  • #1

    "I'm a priest, damn it!!"

    One of the things I do at Sam's Club is to sometimes help the door greeters get their 15 minute breaks or half hour lunches. So I could be at the entrance door checking to see if members have their Sam's Club card authorizing them to shop in the store OR I can be at the exit door checking receipts to insure they have what they paid for.
    So on this particular day I'm at the entrance door & here comes a priest. I never heard a priest swear up until that day.
    M...Yours truly
    P...man of the cloth who swears

    M..."sir, I Need to see your ID
    P..."I'm a priest"
    M..I know but I need to see your ID"
    P..."I'm a priest! isn't that enough?"
    M..."I still need to see your ID to insure that you're a member here"
    P..."I'm a priest, damn it!!

    So then he takes out his wallet, opens it, takes out his Sam's Club card & shows it to me real fast & he says..."Are You Happy Now???" & as he was walking away he gave me a nasty glare. I was like
    We get nasty customers at Sam's Club but not as much as the Wal-Mart next door does. I should have sent his holiness over there instead...lol.
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    I have a half-brother who is a preacher. Our dad died and he brings a dog for me and mom. Then he gets angry at my mom and takes away the dog, crying and his wife says, "He's a preacher!" meaning, "how can you be mean to him?"
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    • #3
      He was probably trying to use mind control, but you kept interrupting.

      He should have just feared and ran in.

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      • #4
        There's a store near downtown that sells all the ecclesiastical clothing. I bought a couple shirts and they came with the white tab collar. It's a fantastic outfit for Halloween, though one woman at work said I looked "scary real." The so called priest could have just as easily not been.
        Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey

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        • #5
          I'm with Kilamon. One of my friends' standard concert attire is a black shirt with the roman collar thingamajig, and this sounds like EXACTLY the type of thing he likes to do while wearing that shirt. That and hang out of car windows shouting to hot girls. What can I say? The guy has issues.
          You know that feeling you get when you lean too far back in a chair and you find yourself falling, but catch yourself just in time? I feel like that all the time.

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          • #6
            Every time I hear a story like this, I think of Chaucer:


            And shame it is, if that a preest take keep,
            To see a shitten shepherd, and clene shepe :


            OK, it loses a bit out of context, but I love the imagery there. Sorry, yer'onor, but when a priest starts pulling the snob card, you can tell that someone needs to pay a bit more attention to the contents of that book he lugs around.

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            • #7
              RW is a reverend (I think) and no one's nice to him.
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                Quoth Kali View Post
                He was probably trying to use mind control, but you kept interrupting.

                He should have just feared and ran in.



                That was great...

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kali View Post
                  He was probably trying to use mind control, but you kept interrupting.

                  He should have just feared and ran in.
                  You are my hero =O

                  He can't forget to bubble!

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                  • #10
                    He tried a Suggestion but you made your Will saving roll.
                    "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Samaliel View Post
                      He tried a Suggestion but you made your Will saving roll.
                      Oh, come on... Suggestion is a Wizard spell. Clerics don't get that
                      You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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                      • #12
                        Completly OT:

                        Hey Bright do you work at the Sam's on 322? I just wondered if you worked at the one I shop at.
                        Losing faith in humanity, one customer at a time

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Kali View Post
                          He was probably trying to use mind control, but you kept interrupting.

                          He should have just feared and ran in.


                          Doesn't sound like he had his shield up either. Man, what a sucky priest. He must be shadow.
                          Pit bull-

                          There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.

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                          • #14
                            Eh. All priests suck. They're like paladins but without the desire to smash things with big heavy hammers.
                            Learn wisdom by the follies of others.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth repsac View Post
                              Eh. All priests suck. They're like paladins but without the desire to smash things with big heavy hammers.

                              Oh, lots of people think that. But they usually sing a different tune when they're getting beaten up in a fight and need someone to heal them . . .

                              . . . Um, wait a minute, what was the subject of this thread again?
                              “Excuse me. Is this bracelet real jade?”
                              “Ma’am, this is a thrift shop. The tag on the bracelet says $1.50. It comes with a matching mood ring. What do you think?”
                              “I don’t know.”
                              “Yes, it’s real.”

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