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  • #1

    Interesting prank call

    As I was closing the donut sop last night, the phone rings

    Me: tired worn out
    PC: Prank call

    Me: XXin' donuts of XYZ City, this is beth how can i help you?
    PC: Do you have KY Jelly and a purple polka dotted dildo
    Me: Excuse me?
    PC: *repeats the line*
    Me. No sorry, You called the wrong place, its tim hortons that uses KY in their donuts.
    PC: What did you say?
    Me: There must be a bad connection i said its tim hortons that uses KY in their donuts.
    PC: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT OUR DONUTS!!!!!!!! I am never calling there again.
    Me: you moron, I don't want your business. *click*

    What the heck, the competition didn't have anything better to do?


    Well, this morning when I opened there was a tube of KY on the front step.

    Dorks!
    You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie
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  • #2
    Let me get this straight: Someone calls you with the sole purpose of saying something rude, and then they get angry when you respond in kind?

    What did they think was going to happen?

    If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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    • #3
      Quoth AmethystSquirrel View Post
      Well, this morning when I opened there was a tube of KY on the front step.
      Figure out which store the caller was from (assuming they really were from Tim Hortons), then order them a pallet of KY.

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      • #4
        Quoth edible_hat View Post
        Figure out which store the caller was from (assuming they really were from Tim Hortons), then order them a pallet of KY.
        Never mind that, get them a pallet of dildos. If they make Hello Kitty dildos, I'm sure you can find one with purple polka dots.
        The High Priest is an Illusion!

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        • #5
          Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
          Never mind that, get them a pallet of dildos
          and a purchase order saying the KY is on back order

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          • #6
            Quoth edible_hat View Post
            and a purchase order saying the KY is on back order
            The only reason I didn't break rule one there is because I don't have a drink. Which reminds me, I'm thirsty.
            The High Priest is an Illusion!

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            • #7
              That was def. an awesome comeback, lmao.
              This message brought to you by a hopeless pop-culture-obsessed social reject.

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              • #8
                Serious pwnage, here ! Congrats on your quick wits !
                "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                • #9
                  *giggles* Ok that was great. I think that's my line of the day.
                  Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth edible_hat View Post
                    and a purchase order saying the KY is on back order
                    Of course, you could substitute Vaseline in the meantime . . . but that's just me.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      Be sure to have the delivery driver make his presence known at the offending Tim Horton's.

                      "Who's in charge here? I've got 4,000 purple polka-dotted dildos for the manager of this joint? Also, I've got two pallets of KY Jelly for him, has he got anyplace to put it? I'm on a tight schedule here!"
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
                        Never mind that, get them a pallet of dildos. If they make Hello Kitty dildos, I'm sure you can find one with purple polka dots.
                        http://www.amazon.com/HELLO-KITTY-Po.../dp/B000XJJOSW

                        I have two of these, but I ain't sharing. :P

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Hello Kitty View Post
                          http://www.amazon.com/HELLO-KITTY-Po.../dp/B000XJJOSW

                          I have two of these, but I ain't sharing. :P
                          I heard somewhere that Hello Kitty will put the brand on any product except scissors and knives because the company founder is/was scared of blades.

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                          • #14
                            Send them a palet of this.

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