First loser:
Ok, I'm bit of a hardnose. People shouldn't be sleeping in the library. Or else we would be full of the homeless people who were kicked out of the shelters...ok, we are full of the homeless people kicked out of the shelters (the shelters kick them out at 7am), but they would be asleep if they could in here.
Anyway, a guy has his head down on the table, his outstretched hand is holding a cellphone on the table but his head is position in a way that I know he isn't looking at anything. I go upto him:
Me: Sir, Sir...
CS: *rousing himself up* huh? *raises head*
Me: You can't have your head down in the library.
CS: I ain't got my head down.
Me: Ok, just don't have your head down.
CS: *mumbles some shit which I can't understand but it's obvious that he's upset with me. I then can hear him say* I don't have my head down! I work at 511 **** (which is a building that has a lot of City depts) and you can't talk to me like that!
I just love people pulling this out of their butt, "I work for the city, but in some position that makes more than you!" when they look like street people.
He still saying stuff and I'm far away. Then he goes to a co-worker and complains about me to her and asks for my name and he's going to talk to his manager about me, uh-huh
Second Loser
Let me say that we have phones that do call out, I just don't like anyone using them because the "emergency" is usually just "what you making for dinner?" or "Ok, tell me directions to get to the McD's you at." Or business calls, which is lame, you should have your own phone. I let kids make calls because they're dumb and only if they are calling for a ride. Not just to get on the horn with their friends.
Guy comes in, and mumbles in a way in which I don't understand him at first.
Loser: My friend lives in the apt.s behind the library (our library doesn't have any apts behind it, in front of it, atop of it, etc) and I need to call her.
Me: There's payphones...
Loser: *tossing head* ah man, payphones! Don't you have phones I can use?
Me: (I honestly thought he also mumbled that she worked here) She work here?
Loser: Nah, she don't work here. I got to call her to let her know I'm here.
Me: There are payphones...
Ok, idiot goes to security. I go and comeback and I see another librarian let him use our phone. Ugh. Either get a cell phone or use a payphone or get better directions. If the city wanted you to use a phone for free they would have the phone companies give you free services. Granted, this is really hardnose of me but co-workers call on the phone to ask us to look for a book or check if it's on the hold shelf or something that involves getting a customer of their back. Nope, let's tie it up with an idiot who is spending 10 min. not just telling his friend he's at the library, but also just shooting the breeze.
Ok, I'm bit of a hardnose. People shouldn't be sleeping in the library. Or else we would be full of the homeless people who were kicked out of the shelters...ok, we are full of the homeless people kicked out of the shelters (the shelters kick them out at 7am), but they would be asleep if they could in here.
Anyway, a guy has his head down on the table, his outstretched hand is holding a cellphone on the table but his head is position in a way that I know he isn't looking at anything. I go upto him:
Me: Sir, Sir...
CS: *rousing himself up* huh? *raises head*
Me: You can't have your head down in the library.
CS: I ain't got my head down.
Me: Ok, just don't have your head down.
CS: *mumbles some shit which I can't understand but it's obvious that he's upset with me. I then can hear him say* I don't have my head down! I work at 511 **** (which is a building that has a lot of City depts) and you can't talk to me like that!
I just love people pulling this out of their butt, "I work for the city, but in some position that makes more than you!" when they look like street people.
He still saying stuff and I'm far away. Then he goes to a co-worker and complains about me to her and asks for my name and he's going to talk to his manager about me, uh-huh

Second Loser
Let me say that we have phones that do call out, I just don't like anyone using them because the "emergency" is usually just "what you making for dinner?" or "Ok, tell me directions to get to the McD's you at." Or business calls, which is lame, you should have your own phone. I let kids make calls because they're dumb and only if they are calling for a ride. Not just to get on the horn with their friends.
Guy comes in, and mumbles in a way in which I don't understand him at first.
Loser: My friend lives in the apt.s behind the library (our library doesn't have any apts behind it, in front of it, atop of it, etc) and I need to call her.
Me: There's payphones...
Loser: *tossing head* ah man, payphones! Don't you have phones I can use?
Me: (I honestly thought he also mumbled that she worked here) She work here?
Loser: Nah, she don't work here. I got to call her to let her know I'm here.
Me: There are payphones...
Ok, idiot goes to security. I go and comeback and I see another librarian let him use our phone. Ugh. Either get a cell phone or use a payphone or get better directions. If the city wanted you to use a phone for free they would have the phone companies give you free services. Granted, this is really hardnose of me but co-workers call on the phone to ask us to look for a book or check if it's on the hold shelf or something that involves getting a customer of their back. Nope, let's tie it up with an idiot who is spending 10 min. not just telling his friend he's at the library, but also just shooting the breeze.
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