We've recently had new LP procedures put in place at the company I work for, and as a result, I now have set times I have to mandatorily spend 'shackled' to a bank of fitting rooms. I understand the need, but the absolute suckage that happens there drains a little more of my soul, every day.
Swimwear sucks
Ladies, we all know shopping for a swimsuit is not the most fun thing in the world, but sweet monkey fritters - do you really need to try on 30 suits, turning them all inside out and leaving them off the hangers in a pile in a corner of the fitting room and not buy a single one? Really, I love picking those all up off the floor and trying to match all the two piece suits together.
And biting my head off about how we need a 'better' selection of swimsuits? Seriously, we have at least 24 styles of competition suits in multiple colors, we have beach suits, tankinis, bikinis, rash guards, board shorts, coverups, women's plus sizes, etc, etc. We're talking HUNDEREDS OF SUITS. You won't find another retailer in town with the variety of sizes. Period.
Nobody really looks like anyone on Bayw@tch in real life. This is the midwest. The low cut bottoms will give you more muffin top than a local bakery. Either own it or buy a one piece.
TMI!!! Read if you dare
And an extra special pox on the female customer who decided after leaving giant blood stains on not one or two but 7 bikini bottom crotches after ripping out the 'sanitary liner' provided in said swimsuit bottoms (and obviously panties of her own were missing) as evidenced by pubic hair also contained in swim suit bottoms. You suck.
Swimwear sucks
Ladies, we all know shopping for a swimsuit is not the most fun thing in the world, but sweet monkey fritters - do you really need to try on 30 suits, turning them all inside out and leaving them off the hangers in a pile in a corner of the fitting room and not buy a single one? Really, I love picking those all up off the floor and trying to match all the two piece suits together.
And biting my head off about how we need a 'better' selection of swimsuits? Seriously, we have at least 24 styles of competition suits in multiple colors, we have beach suits, tankinis, bikinis, rash guards, board shorts, coverups, women's plus sizes, etc, etc. We're talking HUNDEREDS OF SUITS. You won't find another retailer in town with the variety of sizes. Period.
Nobody really looks like anyone on Bayw@tch in real life. This is the midwest. The low cut bottoms will give you more muffin top than a local bakery. Either own it or buy a one piece.
TMI!!! Read if you dare
And an extra special pox on the female customer who decided after leaving giant blood stains on not one or two but 7 bikini bottom crotches after ripping out the 'sanitary liner' provided in said swimsuit bottoms (and obviously panties of her own were missing) as evidenced by pubic hair also contained in swim suit bottoms. You suck.
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