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...and expect to get your order immediately.
Yes, yes. In fact, two weekends in a row, this moron came in, just after church let out, as he was in both times during our huge ass rush. The first weekend, he ordered a sandwich, and, ten, maybe fifteen minutes after his order, he suddenly starts yelling "I want my money back!" Which, of course, as McDonald's is the ass-kissing capitol of the world, he gets. And leaves.
Fast forward through the week.
Guy returns, orders a huge breakfast, something like three breakfast platters, hashbrowns out the wazoo, and a handful of McMuffins. And then, he waits ten minutes before yelling "I want my money back! It took too long last time I was in, too, and it was just a sandwich that time."
Manager steps in, attempting to pacify the jerk. "I'm sorry, sir..."
Guy cuts right back in. "I will NOT be back!"
We'll just see, first off. Second, do you see those ten people just hanging around the counter, on your side of the counter? They're waiting for food, too, and they're being very quiet about it. You aren't the first person in line to get food, we've got a full lobby, and drive through is backed up around the building. If you're dumb enough to come into the restaurant at the exact busiest time of the entire week, you're going to wait. There are no 'ifs, ands or buts' about it.
Yes, yes. In fact, two weekends in a row, this moron came in, just after church let out, as he was in both times during our huge ass rush. The first weekend, he ordered a sandwich, and, ten, maybe fifteen minutes after his order, he suddenly starts yelling "I want my money back!" Which, of course, as McDonald's is the ass-kissing capitol of the world, he gets. And leaves.
Fast forward through the week.
Guy returns, orders a huge breakfast, something like three breakfast platters, hashbrowns out the wazoo, and a handful of McMuffins. And then, he waits ten minutes before yelling "I want my money back! It took too long last time I was in, too, and it was just a sandwich that time."
Manager steps in, attempting to pacify the jerk. "I'm sorry, sir..."
Guy cuts right back in. "I will NOT be back!"
We'll just see, first off. Second, do you see those ten people just hanging around the counter, on your side of the counter? They're waiting for food, too, and they're being very quiet about it. You aren't the first person in line to get food, we've got a full lobby, and drive through is backed up around the building. If you're dumb enough to come into the restaurant at the exact busiest time of the entire week, you're going to wait. There are no 'ifs, ands or buts' about it.
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