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On the fourth of July, I was asked to come in for just a few hours to do the beer cart for a tournament, even though we had a party at our house that day. One of the other girls started the tournament, but had to catch a ferry and couldn't stay the whole time.
I get there at 11:30, so that A can leave early. She wanted to do one more round, which turned into 2, and it was over an hour before I got the cart. She didn't leave until 1, and probably missed her ferry anyways.
Round one
i started off, and at hole 11 I ran into these guys for the first time. A foursome, one is wearing a pirate hat, another is barefoot. I start thinking of pirate jokes, until the prirate opens his mouth with this question: "Have we made out with this one yet."
Lets not encourage this group.
Round two
I am at one hole with a group when my customer and I look over to another hole and see the pirate and his friends. One of them has his pants tucked under his butt cheeks so he is mooning everyone.
I pass them in the cart, they wave me on and the guy is SITTING ON THE CART LIKE THAT! I have to clean these things Monday.
I run into the club house and tell my dad, (the manager) about these guys and continue on the course.
Round three
Pass this group again once and avoid them. Two are now just wearing grey boxer breifs, one is in his bathrobe, and the fourth has his shirt pulled up partially, exposing his beer gut. Pretend not to see them the first time, but on heading in to restock, they corner me, the hole they are on is right by the entrance I am heading for.
The guy in the bathrobe orders 4 drinks.
Me: The one and only
BR: Bathrobe guy
BR: Please don't tell your dad about this, he'll get mad, he'll laugh, but will get mad. We're just having some harmless fun.
Me: (Not promising anything) Just remember, there are children here.
BR: I know.
Me: One of your friends earlier was exposing his bottom earlier.
BR: Oh I didn't notice that. You're going to tell your dad aren't you.
Me: I already told him about the butt.
He walks away, and leaves me NO TIP.
Fourth round
I see a guy watering the bushes, but is safely tucked away with nothing exposed
The naked bunch is at 16/17 and I avoid them carefully. One group comments on them, saying, "I thought you had to wear collared shirts not walk around in just your shorts."
I replyed, "Those aren't their shorts, that is their underware."
On the plus side, I made $40 in tips and then someone left another 10 with my dad for me, for putting up with those jerks. He also showed me how to add a tip to a tab and do a cash payout.
I get there at 11:30, so that A can leave early. She wanted to do one more round, which turned into 2, and it was over an hour before I got the cart. She didn't leave until 1, and probably missed her ferry anyways.
Round one
i started off, and at hole 11 I ran into these guys for the first time. A foursome, one is wearing a pirate hat, another is barefoot. I start thinking of pirate jokes, until the prirate opens his mouth with this question: "Have we made out with this one yet."
Lets not encourage this group.
Round two
I am at one hole with a group when my customer and I look over to another hole and see the pirate and his friends. One of them has his pants tucked under his butt cheeks so he is mooning everyone.
I pass them in the cart, they wave me on and the guy is SITTING ON THE CART LIKE THAT! I have to clean these things Monday.I run into the club house and tell my dad, (the manager) about these guys and continue on the course.
Round three
Pass this group again once and avoid them. Two are now just wearing grey boxer breifs, one is in his bathrobe, and the fourth has his shirt pulled up partially, exposing his beer gut. Pretend not to see them the first time, but on heading in to restock, they corner me, the hole they are on is right by the entrance I am heading for.
The guy in the bathrobe orders 4 drinks.Me: The one and only
BR: Bathrobe guy
BR: Please don't tell your dad about this, he'll get mad, he'll laugh, but will get mad. We're just having some harmless fun.
Me: (Not promising anything) Just remember, there are children here.
BR: I know.
Me: One of your friends earlier was exposing his bottom earlier.
BR: Oh I didn't notice that. You're going to tell your dad aren't you.
Me: I already told him about the butt.
He walks away, and leaves me NO TIP.
Fourth round
I see a guy watering the bushes, but is safely tucked away with nothing exposed
The naked bunch is at 16/17 and I avoid them carefully. One group comments on them, saying, "I thought you had to wear collared shirts not walk around in just your shorts."
I replyed, "Those aren't their shorts, that is their underware."
On the plus side, I made $40 in tips and then someone left another 10 with my dad for me, for putting up with those jerks. He also showed me how to add a tip to a tab and do a cash payout.
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