I sell appliances.
One day I was helping a customer, when this jerk comes up. He interupts me while I'm helping my customer. Goes like This
Me = ya
DI = Drunken White Trash Idiot
**Really strong smell of liquor on his breath, yuck**
DI = "You sold me a washer without a drain hose."
Me= "When did you buy it?" (If it was missing we can replace for free)
DI = "I bought it a month ago."
Me= "I'm sorry but I can't give you a new one, its been to long."
**really it took him that long to figure it out**
DI= "Are they supposed to have'em?"
Me= "Yes sir, all washer come with drain hoses."
DI="Why didn't mine have it?"
Me="Not sure, but it should have been with it, did you check it when you got it?"
DI="It aint got one. that means they don't come with it."
Me="Sir, all of my washer come with the drain hose.
DI="How long you worked here?"
Me= "A year and a half."
DI="See, don't know $hit, your gonna give me one."(said this in my face)
Me= "I'll call a manager and..."
DI="Don't worry I'll talk to YOUR manager." (stumbles off down the aisle)
At this point he left, I immediately got on the phone and called our assistant manager. I told them that I had a drunk man in the store, making threatening remarks towards me and he was trying to get something for free that he lied about. I'm not sure what happened after that. Don't really care. It's funny that he was in my face, because I had about 6 inches in height and 80 pounds over him. I would have laid him out had he tried. The customers always right until they lay a hand on me in anger. I won't start it but i'll finish it.
ANYWAY anger rant over.
Well, at the same time this is going on, I found out a coworker was dealing with his wife in a different part of the store. She was just the opposite of him, quiet and polite. She told my friend that they had bought the washer 6, yes 6 MONTHS ago, not 1. They bought it Scratch and Dent, which means parts are probably missing. Here's the kicker, THEY BOUGHT IT TO FIX AN OLD WASHER. They took a brand new washer and cannibalized it to repair an old one. OMG WHAT IDIOTS, WTF
It reminds me of a neighbor I had when I was about 15. He had a pack of those BLACKCAT firecrackers. If one was a dud, he wouldn't move on, he would pull the fuse from a good one and put it in the dud. Jeenyuss
OK I feel better now.
CM
One day I was helping a customer, when this jerk comes up. He interupts me while I'm helping my customer. Goes like This
Me = ya
DI = Drunken White Trash Idiot
**Really strong smell of liquor on his breath, yuck**
DI = "You sold me a washer without a drain hose."
Me= "When did you buy it?" (If it was missing we can replace for free)
DI = "I bought it a month ago."
Me= "I'm sorry but I can't give you a new one, its been to long."
**really it took him that long to figure it out**
DI= "Are they supposed to have'em?"
Me= "Yes sir, all washer come with drain hoses."
DI="Why didn't mine have it?"
Me="Not sure, but it should have been with it, did you check it when you got it?"
DI="It aint got one. that means they don't come with it."
Me="Sir, all of my washer come with the drain hose.
DI="How long you worked here?"
Me= "A year and a half."
DI="See, don't know $hit, your gonna give me one."(said this in my face)
Me= "I'll call a manager and..."
DI="Don't worry I'll talk to YOUR manager." (stumbles off down the aisle)

At this point he left, I immediately got on the phone and called our assistant manager. I told them that I had a drunk man in the store, making threatening remarks towards me and he was trying to get something for free that he lied about. I'm not sure what happened after that. Don't really care. It's funny that he was in my face, because I had about 6 inches in height and 80 pounds over him. I would have laid him out had he tried. The customers always right until they lay a hand on me in anger. I won't start it but i'll finish it.
ANYWAY anger rant over.
Well, at the same time this is going on, I found out a coworker was dealing with his wife in a different part of the store. She was just the opposite of him, quiet and polite. She told my friend that they had bought the washer 6, yes 6 MONTHS ago, not 1. They bought it Scratch and Dent, which means parts are probably missing. Here's the kicker, THEY BOUGHT IT TO FIX AN OLD WASHER. They took a brand new washer and cannibalized it to repair an old one. OMG WHAT IDIOTS, WTF

It reminds me of a neighbor I had when I was about 15. He had a pack of those BLACKCAT firecrackers. If one was a dud, he wouldn't move on, he would pull the fuse from a good one and put it in the dud. Jeenyuss
OK I feel better now.

CM
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