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  • Overheard in the bathroom.

    Yeah, great, the other day, I'd been given a few minutes to grab a drink and a hand wash, and I wasn't feeling so well, so I asked if I could use the restroom as well. "Sure, but hurry."
    So I did.
    I went into the stall, and proceeded to do nothing, goodie. However, I overheard someone waiting for the stall talking to another customer.
    Warning: disgusting.
    C1: "You waiting for the shithouse?"
    C2: *replies, nothing audible, though*
    C1: "Yeah, I waited for the shithouse once, and the guy in there was in there so long, I told him I was going to just shit on the floor if he didn't come out."
    And it went on for a bit.
    Well, that's great, passive-aggresive talk right there, jack ass. Ever thought that maybe there's a reason someone's in the 'shithouse' as you so explicitly called it? Not to mention, I'd only been in there a few seconds at most. My entire break lasted thirty seconds. And, as I wasn't actually managing to do anything, I flushed, washed my hands, and went back out. One of the customers wasn't even waiting for the stall, he was at the urinal.
    "I call murder on that!"
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