Random Musings

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: I got the cable fever!

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Me: Turn on the box. It will probably say "loading data" on your screen.
Customer: No! It says "loading data!"

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Customer: Every now & again something happens to my TV. I've probably done these things to my TV.

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Customer: My digital box isn’t working. You know what? You’ve been messing with my “unit” for years & I’ve about had it!

[Demonoid Phenomenon]

Dancin' With Myself

Hands OFF the "unit'!

[Broomjockey]

1. You know, there's probably a pill to help with that.

2. You obviously weren't excited enough!

3. Random and mysterious occurances? Sounds like a job for Scooby-Doo! He'll find out who really did it!

4. I wish someone would mess with mine. Make a nice change of pace.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Customer: I got the cable fever!

I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?

[MadMike]

3. Random and mysterious occurances? Sounds like a job for Scooby-Doo! He'll find out who really did it!

It was me! And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

[ArenaBoy]

1. And the prescreption is more cable.

2. Trying to put enthusiasm into his life

3. Clueless

4. CRAP!!! He's on to us!!!!!

[Becks]

Oh, dear. I need to

[Phone Jockey]

I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?

Cable fever feels more like having rabies, I think. At least, you'd think that with the way the cuss-tomers act.

[protege]

I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?

What about Pac Man Fever?

[MadMike]

What about Pac Man Fever?

It's driving me crazy!



I wonder how many people here, besides you and myself, even get the reference.

God, I'm getting old.

[protege]

It's driving me crazy!

God, I'm getting old.

At least we don't have to visit the arcade with everything we made

[Gurndigarn]

I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?

What about Pac Man Fever?

DEATH FIRST!

Guess what business I'm in.

[Gurndigarn]

At least we don't have to visit the arcade with everything we made

Speak for yourself.

[karma_gypsy]

Customer: I got the cable fever!

Well I hope he got over that . . .

Me: Turn on the box. It will probably say "loading data" on your screen.
Customer: No! It says "loading data!"

Maybe you didn't say "loading data" correctly?

Customer: Every now & again something happens to my TV. I've probably done these things to my TV.

And this person wants you to help them how . . .?

Customer: My digital box isn’t working. You know what? You’ve been messing with my “unit” for years & I’ve about had it!

Did he ask you to ever mess with his 'unit'?

[Titi]

Was number 4 one of your "quickies"?