A long, long time ago, when I was a kid, I went to this internet lan party place. It was the type of place where there were rows and rows of computers and kids could come in and play things like counterstrike and what not.
Anyway, my time was running down and I was waiting for a ride home. In the process I overhear this story from one of the owner's friends.
The story involved the friend's friend, who worked at a gunshop.
GS: Gun shop owner.
CD: Crazy dude
CDF: Crazy dude's sane friend.
CD and CDF walk into the gun shop and right away GS can tell that CD is pissed about something.
CDF: Dude, don't do it. She's not worth it.
CD: I DON'T CARE!
CD walks up to the counter and slams his hands on it.
CD: GIVE ME A GUN!
GS: Bewildered at this point, Uh, what kind do you want?
CD: I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST MESS!
Unfortunatly this is all I remember of this tale. Needless to say, I don't think the man left with a firearm.
Story 2.
This guy comes in and requests to see the pistols. GS owner gives him an unloaded pistol to try out. As the guy his holding it in his hands and aiming it he says:
Yeah, this'll drop one of those federal bastards.

GS takes the gun away and locks it up. Then the crazy man has the nerve to call the cops on GS for not selling him the firearm.
Sometimes I think the Bill of Rights are more trouble than they're worth.
Anyway, my time was running down and I was waiting for a ride home. In the process I overhear this story from one of the owner's friends.
The story involved the friend's friend, who worked at a gunshop.
GS: Gun shop owner.
CD: Crazy dude
CDF: Crazy dude's sane friend.
CD and CDF walk into the gun shop and right away GS can tell that CD is pissed about something.
CDF: Dude, don't do it. She's not worth it.
CD: I DON'T CARE!
CD walks up to the counter and slams his hands on it.
CD: GIVE ME A GUN!
GS: Bewildered at this point, Uh, what kind do you want?
CD: I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST MESS!
Unfortunatly this is all I remember of this tale. Needless to say, I don't think the man left with a firearm.
Story 2.
This guy comes in and requests to see the pistols. GS owner gives him an unloaded pistol to try out. As the guy his holding it in his hands and aiming it he says:
Yeah, this'll drop one of those federal bastards.

GS takes the gun away and locks it up. Then the crazy man has the nerve to call the cops on GS for not selling him the firearm.
Sometimes I think the Bill of Rights are more trouble than they're worth.
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