Men is stupid!!!! <Long language>

[Crow The Robot]

Another story from my time at WM.
Me: Ypur timid worker drone
SC: You know this one by heart"
SCD sc's daughter Leave my store now, or I will call the police.

I am serving as a cashier and I am <again> in the express lane...
SC and SCD come into my line , I should point out the store is dead and there are about 7 checkpots open. 5(including mine) have no line.
SC: Uh, Excuuuse me, what the h=ll are you doing?
Me : I am checking out your pur--
SC: SHUT UP!!!!!!! WHY THE F-Ck is a man checking me out. You'll do it wrong.
Me: Would you like a CSM?
SC: Yeah, if your stupid caveman mind can call one!!! MY daughter is 7 and she is smartere than you will ever be. You worthless man.
Me: I'll get a CSM for you. ( I page one)
SCD: You're tooo stupid to do anything. That's why you work here. You dumb piece of sh-t.
SC: That's right honey. You are so smart, you are smarter than this pathetic man, he is a waste of life.
SCD throws a Universal remote at me, I use my secret ninja skills to catch it with my eye.
Me: Ow!
SC: You're too stupid to catch things tooo.. GET WE A WOMAN ASSHOLE!< Now SCD throws a DVD set, which catches me in the face.
Meanwhile a manager, was charging over
SC: Finally a woman, check me out, I don't wamy no stupid man checking me out. I am a femenist.
M: I'm not gonna check you out I'm gonna throw you out.
SC: But sister..
M: Don't sister me. You DO NOT throw things at my employees.
SCD: He shoulda moved it's not our fault.
M: Leave now or I will call the police .
SC: Try b-tch.
M voids out SC's purchases and tells me to take the next person

I finish my line and go to dinner.
When I get back a CSM says the cops actually had to arrest SC, because she hit the manager, and one of the cops. The SC's mom came to pick up SCD and said she would file a $75 million dollar suit for emotional distress suffrerd by SC and SCD. We never did here from an attorney regarding this.

[IT Grunt]

We never did here from an attorney regarding this.

Not surprised. With the cameras WM has all over, it had to be caught on tape. No lawyer is going to touch that one with a 100 foot pole.

[It's me]

Now the really scary question (and I'm not sure that I want to know the answer) is how she managed to get impregnated.

[zzapp the witch]

She beat the guy up and took it by force......which some guys actually pay for I hear.

[wagegoth]

Now the really scary question (and I'm not sure that I want to know the answer) is how she managed to get impregnated.

Turkey baster.

[Apathy]

Now the really scary question (and I'm not sure that I want to know the answer) is how she managed to get impregnated.

Artificial insemination. Although I'm sure the thought that she needed anything from a man pissed her off.

I assume this lady is beyond all hope and her daughter is getting there. We can just ship her off to some remote island and let her live the rest of her life without seeing another man. She should be happy with that, right?

[dithers66]

If I was that manager I'd have called the cops BEFORE I told her to leave, so when she was walking out she'd get a nice surprise. Assault means arrest, period.

[GingerBiscuit]

That woman is not a feminist. She is a violent liar who uses the 'feminist' label to justify her hatred of the opposite gender, which is probably actually based on bitterrness and self hate.

True feminists merely believe that women deserve equal treatment and pay to men (which we still haven't quite achieved) foul monsters like that give feminism a bad name.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

SC: Finally a woman, check me out, I don't wamy no stupid man checking me out. I am a femenazi.

Fixed that for you, because I'm sure the real feminists would not like to have the label soiled by the likes of that piece of trash.

[strawbabies]

She may be pissed off at men because her baby daddy dumped her abusive ass.

[Leopardmadcat]

WTF? Manager only calls the cops after HE gets hit? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Yet another reason I will never set foot in WM again.

[Fungus]

And this is why, on the very rare occasion that I go to Walmart I am always as nice as possible to anyone that works there.

[Imogene]

Manager only calls the cops after SHE gets hit?

Fixed that for you...
And, color me crazy, but, if said woman is claiming to be a feminist, and thus, equal rights for women (at least in her head), shouldn't OP have the same right to throw things at her? Not that I'm suggesting it, of course, but... just sayin'...

[calulu]

Holy shizznit! You should have filed assault charges too! She could have permanently injured your eye!

I'd love to see the jury's faces when they view the video tape. Once I sat on a jury for a combination stealing/violent assault of a worker at a grocery store. We the jury watched the video tape and foreman said, "Is there any doubt this silly twit is guity? Let's all enjoy a coke and a snack before going out and finding her guilty" Quickest verdict from a jury ever!

[JustADude]

SC: SHUT UP!!!!!!! WHY THE F-Ck is a man checking me out. You'll do it wrong.

Now this, right here, is where things would've gone different with me. I have, over the years, lost all tolerance for -ists of all types, and she's every bit as sexist as any misogynist bitching about women not being barefoot and pregnant. On top of that, my single BIGGEST button is being called stupid or incompetent for no reason, which will put you directly in my list of people to make life hell for.

She would've been told to get out of my line and go find a female cashier if she doesn't like being checked out by a man, right then and there. I'd also have informed here that she's going to be dealing with assault charges (and destruction of property if she broke my glasses, not to mention Mayhem if the shards cut my eye) as soon as the first object was thrown.