Quick story (I will save you most of the headaches I had to go through):
The only time I have been in an accident, I got rear-ended at a stop sign in New Orleans. I'll repeat that, as it sounds vaguely important. I got rear-ended at a stop sign. Meaning the nitwit hitting me didn't think he had to stop for either a stop sign or a stopped vehicle.
Two amusing moments from this incident...well, amusing after the fact.
Right afterwards, as we were checking out the damage (the old Jestermobile suffered a destroyed tailgate and rear window), I was obviously shaking with anger and shock.
Nitwit: "What? You act like you've never been in an accident before."
Jester: "No. I've been driving for ten years and I have managed NOT to get in an accident in that time."
Shockingly, Nitwit was headed to a court date at the time.
Amusing moment #2 was later that same day, dealing with his insurance company, none other than State Farm, on the phone. They were asking the usual questions, and doing their job I must say, but they managed to set me off nonetheless with this one.
SF Agent: "Did you happen to notice if Nitwit was injured or his vehicle was damaged?"
Jester: "No, I was too busy dealing with my truck's destroyed rear end and cleaning shattered glass out of my truck to really notice if he or his truck suffered any damage. And frankly, I really didn't care!"
I kind of felt bad for the agent on the other end, as I was still seething, and they were just doing their job....
....and yes, I still remember Nitwit's name. The bastard.
The only time I have been in an accident, I got rear-ended at a stop sign in New Orleans. I'll repeat that, as it sounds vaguely important. I got rear-ended at a stop sign. Meaning the nitwit hitting me didn't think he had to stop for either a stop sign or a stopped vehicle.
Two amusing moments from this incident...well, amusing after the fact.
Right afterwards, as we were checking out the damage (the old Jestermobile suffered a destroyed tailgate and rear window), I was obviously shaking with anger and shock.
Nitwit: "What? You act like you've never been in an accident before."
Jester: "No. I've been driving for ten years and I have managed NOT to get in an accident in that time."

Shockingly, Nitwit was headed to a court date at the time.
Amusing moment #2 was later that same day, dealing with his insurance company, none other than State Farm, on the phone. They were asking the usual questions, and doing their job I must say, but they managed to set me off nonetheless with this one.
SF Agent: "Did you happen to notice if Nitwit was injured or his vehicle was damaged?"
Jester: "No, I was too busy dealing with my truck's destroyed rear end and cleaning shattered glass out of my truck to really notice if he or his truck suffered any damage. And frankly, I really didn't care!"

I kind of felt bad for the agent on the other end, as I was still seething, and they were just doing their job....
....and yes, I still remember Nitwit's name. The bastard.

Comment