Sometimes I envy you who have hourly jobs. It's one thing to have to be nice to them so you don't get complained about, it's another when they are directly influencing your take home pay. Especially when they are lunatics.
It was fairly busy this morning, and I had one table that seemed a little off. Not quite at sucky, but things progressed nicely until I was completely at a loss. I was picking up the plates and chit chatting (aka kissing butt for tips) when the SM dropped it.
SM: So who are you voting for?
Me: Oh, there's still a few months, I'm going to wait and see.
SM: I just think you should know, candidate A is the antichrist.
Me: What?
SM: Just trust me. Read your bible. It's all in there.
Me: I'm familiar with a bible.
SM: Then you already know!
Me:
SM: It all works out, with the Mayan calendar... the world is going to end. So have you figured out who you're voting for?
Me: Sure have, thanks for stopping in!
I walked away so fast. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a tin foil hat. His wife just nodded along!!
And to my fellow servers, you probably could have guessed what my tip was. It was a good one- a mini comic book complete with illustrations of the flames of hell!! Thanks, I can fill my tank with that for sure.
It was fairly busy this morning, and I had one table that seemed a little off. Not quite at sucky, but things progressed nicely until I was completely at a loss. I was picking up the plates and chit chatting (aka kissing butt for tips) when the SM dropped it.
SM: So who are you voting for?
Me: Oh, there's still a few months, I'm going to wait and see.
SM: I just think you should know, candidate A is the antichrist.
Me: What?
SM: Just trust me. Read your bible. It's all in there.
Me: I'm familiar with a bible.
SM: Then you already know!
Me:
SM: It all works out, with the Mayan calendar... the world is going to end. So have you figured out who you're voting for?
Me: Sure have, thanks for stopping in!
I walked away so fast. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a tin foil hat. His wife just nodded along!!
And to my fellow servers, you probably could have guessed what my tip was. It was a good one- a mini comic book complete with illustrations of the flames of hell!! Thanks, I can fill my tank with that for sure.
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