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    So, last weekend was insanely busy because it was the first really bad weather weekend, so since no one can go outside and play they come to the bookstore and play. :P And lucky us, that was the day the Secret Shopper came in. We passed (Yay!), but the shopper was definitely not the brightest bulb. We had a Book Fair that day for the Gale History Center (something like that) and someone made up these great stickes for all of us to wear that said

    "Have you seen the
    GALE
    History Center?"

    Pretty much just like that. Yeah, stupid, I know.

    So, the secret shopper didn't actually read these stickers. They just saw them and assumed that every employee that day was named Gale. Seriously. I don't know what they thought those large tags hanging around everyone's necks were. But there's a place on the form to put the name of the employee that helped you, and they put "Gale". On each line. And the shopper has to be helped by 2 or 3 employees. (Supposed to be 2 customer service and 1 cashier, but sometimes they don't bother finding a 2nd cs person).

    And then, for one of the steps of the Secret Shop, the shopper is supposed to go to the shelf, find a book, and then ask one of us for that book. (This is to make sure they ask for a book we actually have in the store) This shopper asked for the book "Madeline in Paris". There's no such thing. There's a "Madeline in London", and just plain "Madeline", because she LIVES in Paris.

    And on a related note, I really hate our Book Fairs. The way they are SUPPOSED to work is that the school or organization or whatever sets up a date with us, then advertises like mad with students/patrons/etc. that we are doing a Book Fair where a percentage of our proceeds on that day will go to them. They are supposed to distribute vouchers, and then when people bring them in (drawn in by the organization's work on promoting the event), we fill out the vouchers and donate the %. We win, because we get extra business and advertising we wouldn't have, they win, cuz they get $. Instead, the way we've been doing it lately is that the organizations set up a little display table right inside the front door, with all sorts of info about whatever-it-is-they-do. Then they have a volunteer or two that grab each customer as they come in the door, explains their cause and hands them a voucher. So A. They don't drum up extra business, they just skim their % off what we were already going to make, B. They bug the customers (at least, it'd bug me to walk into a bookstore and get some spiel about something completely unrelated to books), and C. We get vouchers left ALL OVER the store.
    Any fool can criticize, comdemn, and complain—and most do. ~ Dale Carnegie

    Sarah: That's not fair!
    Jareth: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is...

  • #2
    I guess she thought you had some OCD manager who only hired people named Gale.

    Olive juice you too.

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    • #3
      Wow, I suppose they'll let just anyone be a secret shopper then . . . ??
      This area is left blank for a reason.

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      • #4
        Thats pretty funny.

        We kind of have the same at my store. We know the secret shopper process. We know the number of questions and the way they are supposed to approach us. We spot them a mile away.

        We use to have our evaluation with the names of associates listed, those that were approached.

        One time they had a disabled elderly female cashier(stays at register) marked down as working in lumber and that she didn't offer help to load. HA

        I know that corporate love these things, but I take it with a grain of salt.


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        • #5
          Either let the powers that be let me become a secret shopper, so I can do the job RIGHT, or get rid of the idea altogether!!!!!
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          • #6
            I see ads in the paper all the time, my brother actually sent them the $60 for "training fees", I think he did it a few times, but if he still does he never speaks of it, apparently though $60 US and a few hours online training is all you need
            "Ride the spiral to the end, it may just go where no one's been. Spiral out, keep going..." -Lateralus

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            • #7
              dispatch, your brother is getting scammed.

              http://www.snopes.com/fraud/employment/shopper.asp

              the ads are not real if they are asking for money up front. employers pay YOU for training time, not bill your for the cost of the training,
              DILLIGAF

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              • #8
                LOL, yeah, i'm not suprised, these things appear in the same section as psycics and vampire hunter ads
                "Ride the spiral to the end, it may just go where no one's been. Spiral out, keep going..." -Lateralus

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                • #9
                  I've done it for the free food in the past.

                  Sometimes, it can be fun to be a secret shopper. Plus, you get vouchers for the stuff you buy and get to keep them. Well, under a set amount for the store.

                  Still, you see some funny things doing this. Personally, I've:

                  Been followed around by security who thought I was going to steal something. Even accused. (I noted that in my report.)

                  Had a manager try to bribe me to give his store a better rating so he could get a special vacation. He got the vacation, but I didn't take the bribe. The store was perfect to begin with.

                  Done stealth shops. Come in on days other then when I was expected to be there by the store. (sometimes they're warned).

                  Come in three days in a row, and only rate them on the last day. (handy if you think you've been made.)

                  Heard employees complain that the last SC they dealt with was a secret shopper. Then quoted their comments word for word in the report. AFTER the SC had left.
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                  • #10
                    I always wantedt o secret shop. Can anyone help me with the info that I might need. Thanks
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                    • #11
                      Quoth powerboy View Post
                      I always wantedt o secret shop. Can anyone help me with the info that I might need. Thanks
                      I did it for a few months up in Springfield, OR and fould this site pretty handy:
                      www.shadowshopper.com

                      I'm not sure if you could start off with a free trial or not but the lowest level always free membership didn't get you much. One step up, however, you would get the latest Mystery Shopping job offers in your area. This site isn't actually a Secret Shopper agency themselves but more of a bulletin board for all of the major companies to post stuff on. Once you've signed up with one of these compnaies you'll get future job offers directly from the Mystery Shopping companies. While no expert (probably only stuck with it for a few months) there is a WIDE variety of Mystery Shopping companies. Some that will pay you fairly and promptly for your services and others that if not just sketchy on paying, expect a shoot load more out of you than the $5 they're willing to pay you (a personal favorite example, one department store wanted 10 detailed little writeups on 10 different employees for $10, you aren't allowed to be seen taking any sort of notes but they expect you to remember all 10 employees full names, descriptions, and evaluate them on several different aspects for what amounts to a $1/employee).

                      I found the most common and easy to score were the restaurant shops but, since even with a good compnay you're often not paid for a month or so, I found it kind of annoying to go to a restaurant I probably wouldn't have gone if I weren't assigned to it to buy a meal I didn't really want and then only to get re-imbursed for the food, not paid any fee.

                      Another favorite I didn't bother with, some drive-thru fast food evaluation. The clincher here was the clever reward system they'd comeup with for good employees. If they greeted you the right way and got your food to you promptly you were instructed to then reveal you'd just "Mystery Shopped" them and give them some $10 tip. This tip, of course, is something you have to pay out of pocket that the company will re-imburse you for later. The shop fee for this wasn't even $10, so for maybe $5 plus upto another $6 worth of a meal re-imbursement a month or so down the road, they expect you to cough up an additional $10 out of pocket? I mean, sure, they promosed they would re-imburse that as well but the whole thing sounded so ludicrous to me and some of these companies love to mess with you if you didn't file everything perfectly and I just KNOW there could easily be some situation where, "Yeah, we can't pay you for that job because you failed to include item B, sorry." and you're out the price of a meal AND $10 of your own hard earned money!

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                      • #12
                        I hate the whole concept of secret shoppers. It is based on the assumption that a store's employees are incompentent and lazy. Sure, the company will stand up for any ridiculously absurd customer who makes outrageous demands, while at the same time spying on its own employees. Wow, where can I sign up to work for such a wonderful company?

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                        • #13
                          Yeah, actually, besides never being a very dependable source of income (sometimes there are a lot of assignments and some weeks none), this aspect kind of grated on me. I was there to "check" that they always tried to make the officious upsales, mentioned the big deal of the month, or other very corporate cheesey bits of insincereity. The very stuff that made me nauseous as a customer. If nothing else you come out of doing this with a pretty cynical view toward Corporate America realizing the employees are not to be trusted and its CRUCIAL they follow their scripts as individuality is just too risky to be allowed.

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                          • #14
                            I hate secret shoppers. I got soooo screwed over by one.We totally knew this lady was a S.S. She had shopped us before, and it was just known she was one. Her last name was SALAS! Because I will never forget you! Anyways, knowing that she was one, I wanted to get on this shop! There are certain things we are required to do. One is to "Greet with a smile" and another is to "Anticipate Need". I was standing at the end of my checkstand and I saw her come around the corner. I went up to her and said, "Hi, can I help you find anything today?" (Note the greet and anticipate?)She says, "No, thanks." and I told her to have a nice day. That was it.
                            So anyways, the shop comes in about a week later and I was on there alright. I got a NO on greet. I got a NO on anticipate. And I got a YES on "Take to item".

                            I was soooo pissed. I went to the manager and I threw a fit. I mean, we get in trouble over this stuff! This goes on my permanent record!
                            Our secret shoppers are not supposed to be identified. If we identify one, they get canned. But its not really in our best interest to get them canned, because, if we know who they are, we can manipulate the shop. I was lit though, and threatened to turn her in. I knew her name (we all did). Of course management was all like "Nononono! Dont turn her in!"
                            Arg!
                            There have been other times that S.S.'s have put someones name on a shop that didn't even work that day. Or put names of employees that we don't even have. I just don't find them very reliable. Yet employees have been fired over these shops!
                            I dunno. I just think its ridiculous when its your word against someone elses like that, and you can be written up or fired over bad shops. There is no way for us to tell our side, or call them on their lies.We are each expected to maintain a certain percentage on our shops. If we drop below 60% we have to go to service classes. Lame.
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                            • #15
                              sometimes, there's a number you can call if you want to do it.

                              As to the people who hate them, I can fully understand that. The few times I have done it, I've tried to remain professional and fair. It seems to me, that many of the people who secret shop are looking for one of three things:

                              Free Goods.

                              Free Food.

                              Revenge.

                              Yeah, revenge. I personally think that many secret shoppers do it in the hopes that they will get sent to a store where they think they may have been wronged in the past.
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