Who sh*t in her handbag? (quickie)

[customersruinmylife]

So, a lady comes up to the bar.

SC: Hi, I'd like to place a food order.
Me: Sure, what can I get you?
SC: I would like the salad with a glass of white wine.
Me: OK then, is that everything?
SC: NO! JESUS CHRIST! I'VE GOT MORE TO ORDER!
Me:

I jumped, and so did the customer next to her.

[blackmars0]

Wait, what? Usually when you say "and a ..." that means that's the last item.

Apparently not in that SC's crazy upside down world. I shudder to think.

[tropicsgoddess]

Damn...who spit in her Chablis?

[Gawdzillers]

Who pissed in her Cheerios?
Oh, right, me.

[Boozy]

Zero to sucky in under a second. Impressive.

[rerant]

Zero to sucky in under a second. Impressive.

More like zero to bat-shit insane.

[bainsidhe]

I like to think of Customersruinmylife's workplace as a game...sport if you will... where the challenge is to find who has the craziest/stupidest/EWest customers of all. And dammit, he always wins

[customersruinmylife]

I like to think of Customersruinmylife's workplace as a game...sport if you will... where the challenge is to find who has the craziest/stupidest/EWest customers of all. And dammit, he always wins

I think there must be something in the water where I live, because a friend of mine who works in a bar down the road has WORSE stories than me.

He once told me a story of someone trying to have sex with a gambling machine...

...yeah. I didn't know what to say either!

[RichS]

He once told me a story of someone trying to have sex with a gambling machine...

...yeah. I didn't know what to say either!

How about....

I guess he was trying to get lucky, then?

As far as the lady, man, someone forgot to take some medication...

[scroob]

i'd have to go with gk for the win on that game. though customersruinmylife gets 2nd