To quote Kif from Futurama...

[Crow The Robot]

ooomph.
Another story from my stint at WM. I was in Electronics as the cashier. an woman comes up with a Target ad. Insanity ensues.
TAW: Target, Ad woman
Me: Hi there
CC: Cool Customer

TAW: Hey! Price Match this. <She is holding a Disney Princess movie.>
Me: Okay.
TAW: Well, DO IT!!!!! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!!!!(note she hasn't given me the movie so I can scan it yet.)
Me: Ma'am i need...
TAG: Goddamn it! DO IT!!!!! NOW!! YOU WORTHLESS INBRED HICK!!!!
Me: But, I..
TAG: SHUT UP!!! F-CKFACE, DO YOU WANNA RUIN A LITTLE GIRL"S BIRTHDAY YOU CORRPERATE SLAVE-MONKEY!!!
ME: I need the DVD to scan.
TAG: YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY. I"LL REPORT YOU TO DATELINE!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!
Me: ...
TAG: WHAT'S THE MATTER F-CKHEAD!!! DO THIS!!! DO IT!! Or I"LL MOW YOU DOWN IN THE PARKING LOT!!!! Won't be a loss. There wil always be a another drone , to take your place. YOU are not worth anything!!!
CC: Are you threatening him?
TAG: Butt out!!!
CC: No. He told you he needs the movie, and instead of being an adult and doing it you act like a sniveling, ill-tempered child. Then you threaten his life, i will not butt out when i see this happen. It's a crime that people like you believe that those serving you are not people, they are worthy of your respect.
TAG: He's getting paid, He desn't have to be respected!!! I am the one who needs respect I am the customer and I am always right.
CC: No, you are not right, and after this display of attitude you'll get no respect from me.
TAG: Y'all are just jealous of me!!! Your both worthless shit and I am better than you!!! <throws DVD across department> . Ha!!! I'll have you on the street!!!I'll get $10,000 in giftcards, i am a single mom!!!!
<exeunt TAG>
Me: Thanks
CC:No problem. Good god, what a wacko. BTW if she does call management tell them to call me and I'll tell them you did nothing wrong.
I do his purchase and he give me his card. He's an attorney, by the way.

[tropicsgoddess]

Good grief what a whacked out bitch! Kudos to the cool customer stepping in!

[flyinghi]

wow!!!

myy brain just doesn't want to beleive this actually happened

[Imogene]

Uh... "Ma'am, I'll need the DVD so I can f*cking ring it out!"

[Evil Queen]

I like the attorney guy. Yes.

[XCashier]

I like the attorney guy. Yes.

Yes indeed. We need more people like him in this world, willing to stand up for what is right and cut asshats down to size.

[dithers66]

I hate all customers who aren't like this guy, who stand by passively and watch an SC get away with shit.

They're as worthless as the SC.

Kudos to this guy.

[Sharsarannon]

At the point she threatened to kill you I'd have asked her to remain put and called the cops. What a nutcase.

[Leopardmadcat]

Utterance of death threats... report em to management and press charges. That nut has to be removed from the populace.

[Soria]

O_o It sounds like to me she wasn't even there to buy the damned DVD, just there to make a scene. She was probably expecting you not to match the price, when ya did, she went with plan B.


Also, kudos to CC, against the massive of SCs its nice to know we have allies.

[Arm]

Gotta love the REAL lawyers

Sometimes, they almost act human

[nomorecarts]

pwned

we need more lawyers like him

I probably would have started laughing hysterically, then when I was able to stop I would have called an assistant manager and told the customer I had to have a manager's approval to do the override to get them to stick around long enough to be told to f*** off by management. I would have probably pressed charges too

[Sliceanddice]

i bet she went down there hoping to make something happen so she could get those giftcards she was bragging about

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dude, do all your customers blow out of a pig's asshole?

[donruss]

People do not really act like this.