And, from a friend...

[crazylegs]

Oh, I am.

Unless I get drunk on Absinthe, in which case it's just like watching a very amateurish and forgetful stripper.

What, you forget to remove clothes, what?

[Peppergirl]

I've been cut off before. It was many years ago and I had apparently decided to take a nap on a bench near the ladies room.

Yes, I prefer the term 'decided to take a nap' to 'passed out like a drunken-assed lush'.