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A myspace message between myself and a girl I used to work with at a nearby franchise. Long, beware.
anyway, is dennis's face still bald? thats weird i havent seen it yet, cant even imagine what he looks like without that stupid 'stache. hey his guard is prolly down now so you can sneak a pic. **beg** i need laughs here because of shit like this, alright this was my morning ok:
7:50 am: I enter through the back door and see some woman outside peering through the window. She sees me and starts pounding. I ignore her and put my shit down and pee and log in the computers. She stomps off.
7:58 am: Woman comes back and apparently assuming I have unlocked the door pulls on it really hard, but its still locked and now she looks like a moron because you know how stupid people look when they expect a door to open when yanking on it and it doesnt. So I'm like, great now shes even more pissed off. I unlock the door and she's all "Finally. Didnt you see me waiting?" and I'm like "yeah, we open at 8" and then shes all pissy the rest of the time she was here.
8:10 am: I have settled onto the computer to enjoy a nice, quiet morning. Boisterous fat guy with a southern accent comes in and talks to me for 25 mins after shipping his box. I go to sit down on the chair i keep behind the register and he goes "oh but I see I am boring you so have a good day" and leaves all pissy. wtf yeah sorry i do not want to listen to that shit that early and sorry if he expected me to be all sunshiney for half an hour listening to his life story.
9:00 am: Mad guy calls because we shipped a package that got delayed. He expects me to insta-fix it over the phone and doesnt understand the concept that i do not share a spontaneous telepathic link with customer service and the driver who's got the box on his truck in New York.
9:20 am: Margaret calls and says she cant come give me a break again today because kim called in sick again so she has to stay over at the bell store all day again and would i look through the stack of applications on the desk and call some people that look good because it looks like she has to hire a new person. again.
9:45 am: Owner who I've never met sends me a fax saying I've entered the end of day report on the online website wrong and wants to go through it with me while remotely connected to make sure i dont fuck up again tonight.
10:15ish am: Customer tells me I look tired.
10:30 am: Man comes in with a bunch of stuff he will be taking with him on a flight and asks for packaging materials for an antique sword, a painting, and an urn. Ok no problem. I find out what size boxes he needs and stuff. I ask him, do you want us to package it for you? and he says "Is there an additional fee?" Um, yes, there is a fee for us to do it for you and he says "I'll just take the materials then." Ok so he gets all his boxes and bubble wrap, then spreads all the stuff on the floor and starts packaging it in front of the door. He cant work the tape dispenser and asks me for help taping the boxes. Then he cant figure out the best way to wrap the bubble wrap around the stuff and asks for help again. Then he wants me to put peanuts in the boxes for him. Rinse repeat for each of the items as customers are having to step over him and all his shit on the floor. So I tell him you know I should be charging you because there is a fee for us to pack your items and he's all "I'm doing it I just thought you wouldnt mind helping."
11:00 am: Woman from the door this morning comes back still in a bad mood to ship something else and bitches about the price.
11:30 am: Asian girl who speaks very broken english comes in with a HUGE stack of wrinkled papers and after about 10 mins i figure out she needs 6 copies of the stack. They are too wrinkled to feed through so i have to copy each side of each sheet one by one. I tried to put a few of the better sheets through and they got stuck and now that copier won't work.
help
anyway, is dennis's face still bald? thats weird i havent seen it yet, cant even imagine what he looks like without that stupid 'stache. hey his guard is prolly down now so you can sneak a pic. **beg** i need laughs here because of shit like this, alright this was my morning ok:
7:50 am: I enter through the back door and see some woman outside peering through the window. She sees me and starts pounding. I ignore her and put my shit down and pee and log in the computers. She stomps off.
7:58 am: Woman comes back and apparently assuming I have unlocked the door pulls on it really hard, but its still locked and now she looks like a moron because you know how stupid people look when they expect a door to open when yanking on it and it doesnt. So I'm like, great now shes even more pissed off. I unlock the door and she's all "Finally. Didnt you see me waiting?" and I'm like "yeah, we open at 8" and then shes all pissy the rest of the time she was here.
8:10 am: I have settled onto the computer to enjoy a nice, quiet morning. Boisterous fat guy with a southern accent comes in and talks to me for 25 mins after shipping his box. I go to sit down on the chair i keep behind the register and he goes "oh but I see I am boring you so have a good day" and leaves all pissy. wtf yeah sorry i do not want to listen to that shit that early and sorry if he expected me to be all sunshiney for half an hour listening to his life story.
9:00 am: Mad guy calls because we shipped a package that got delayed. He expects me to insta-fix it over the phone and doesnt understand the concept that i do not share a spontaneous telepathic link with customer service and the driver who's got the box on his truck in New York.
9:20 am: Margaret calls and says she cant come give me a break again today because kim called in sick again so she has to stay over at the bell store all day again and would i look through the stack of applications on the desk and call some people that look good because it looks like she has to hire a new person. again.
9:45 am: Owner who I've never met sends me a fax saying I've entered the end of day report on the online website wrong and wants to go through it with me while remotely connected to make sure i dont fuck up again tonight.
10:15ish am: Customer tells me I look tired.
10:30 am: Man comes in with a bunch of stuff he will be taking with him on a flight and asks for packaging materials for an antique sword, a painting, and an urn. Ok no problem. I find out what size boxes he needs and stuff. I ask him, do you want us to package it for you? and he says "Is there an additional fee?" Um, yes, there is a fee for us to do it for you and he says "I'll just take the materials then." Ok so he gets all his boxes and bubble wrap, then spreads all the stuff on the floor and starts packaging it in front of the door. He cant work the tape dispenser and asks me for help taping the boxes. Then he cant figure out the best way to wrap the bubble wrap around the stuff and asks for help again. Then he wants me to put peanuts in the boxes for him. Rinse repeat for each of the items as customers are having to step over him and all his shit on the floor. So I tell him you know I should be charging you because there is a fee for us to pack your items and he's all "I'm doing it I just thought you wouldnt mind helping."
11:00 am: Woman from the door this morning comes back still in a bad mood to ship something else and bitches about the price.
11:30 am: Asian girl who speaks very broken english comes in with a HUGE stack of wrinkled papers and after about 10 mins i figure out she needs 6 copies of the stack. They are too wrinkled to feed through so i have to copy each side of each sheet one by one. I tried to put a few of the better sheets through and they got stuck and now that copier won't work.
help
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