Some pre-story info: We have rawhide and dog cookies at my store, priced by the pound. We also provide bags, whitch are either made of white paper or clear plastic. The plastic ones are easier to look into, so they're not a problem. The paper bags however, need to be checked at the register before being rung up. This is so no customers sneak extra items into the bag. All cashiers are required to check these bags.
So when NSL ( Nervous Shoplifter) brought a large paper bag to my register earlier this evening, tightly closed with twisty-ties, I began opening it to check it.
NSL: I have dog cookies in there, you don't have to look.
Me: Yes I do *opens bag and sees what could be at least three pound of cookies*
NSL: It makes me very nervous when people look through my bags.
Me: Sorry miss, but it's my job. *prods through cookies, sees a packet of Greenies*
NSL: None of the other girls look in my bag, they trust me. I come in here all the time.
Me: Well, it's not their job to trust you. They're suppose to check your bags, no matter who you are or how often you come here. *finds more Greenies and a $20 leather dog coller*
NSL: You're being very rude and are the worst cashier I've ever had here. Call your manager, I want to talk to him.
Me: *pulls out almost-stolen items* And you're the dumbest shoplifter I've ever caught. But I'll be more then happy to call the manager so you can talk to him
NSL: You're a
Me: And you're a theif
NSL: I'm never coming here again *starts to leave*
Me: Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
Customers behind NSL, who waited patiently through the entire thing:
I love being on register with shoplifting SCs, lets me be evil and actually be praised for it.
So when NSL ( Nervous Shoplifter) brought a large paper bag to my register earlier this evening, tightly closed with twisty-ties, I began opening it to check it.
NSL: I have dog cookies in there, you don't have to look.
Me: Yes I do *opens bag and sees what could be at least three pound of cookies*
NSL: It makes me very nervous when people look through my bags.
Me: Sorry miss, but it's my job. *prods through cookies, sees a packet of Greenies*
NSL: None of the other girls look in my bag, they trust me. I come in here all the time.
Me: Well, it's not their job to trust you. They're suppose to check your bags, no matter who you are or how often you come here. *finds more Greenies and a $20 leather dog coller*
NSL: You're being very rude and are the worst cashier I've ever had here. Call your manager, I want to talk to him.
Me: *pulls out almost-stolen items* And you're the dumbest shoplifter I've ever caught. But I'll be more then happy to call the manager so you can talk to him

NSL: You're a

Me: And you're a theif
NSL: I'm never coming here again *starts to leave*
Me: Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

Customers behind NSL, who waited patiently through the entire thing:

I love being on register with shoplifting SCs, lets me be evil and actually be praised for it.
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