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  • Nice try, Junior. (longish)

    Today was mostly uneventful, thankfully, with just enough customers to make the day go swiftly without being an overload.

    There was this gem, though.

    I was in the process of ringing up a very nice woman when a teenage boy got in line with a video game and some cash. He appeared to be about 12-15 (I'm bad with ages), and looked like the woman's son (both were Hispanic), and I think he even interacted with her a bit. I finished ringing up the woman and she stood there, looking over her receipt and sorting her purse and other general after-transaction chores, as I turned to the boy. He hands me his game; I scan it.

    The register beeps. "Is customer 17?" it prompts, with a birthdate for ID comparison and the keys for Yes/No. I look at the kid. Definitely not old enough. I gesture to the woman. "Is she your mother?" Kid nods. I turn to the woman and hold up the game, which I see now has an M rating ("Mature" in America, and like rated-R movies may not be purchased by children under 17 without parents immediately present). "Is he allowed to buy this?" I ask her. The boy looks like a deer caught in headlights.

    The woman looks confused for a bit, so I gesture to the register screen and its prompt. "Is he allowed to buy this? You have to be over 17, since it's Mature rated."

    The woman looks at the game. She looks at the register screen. She looks at the boy, who has this "oh crap" look on his face. She looks at me, and shakes her head. "No," she says, with this tone to her voice that says the boy is in some serious trouble.

    "No problem," I respond, and put the game behind my receipt printer where the kid can't reach it, and clear the transaction. The woman gives the boy a glare and escorts him out of the store. I page for an associate from Electronics to come collect the game, since it looked new enough that it was probably in the game cage (the lock-up area where the big-ticket new-release games are kept). End of story?

    Nope.

    The Electronics associate comes up a few minutes later with a curious look on her face. I show her the game, and explain what happened. She gets a "no way!" look on her face, and explains.

    Apparently, the boy had already gone to Electronics with the intent of purchasing the game, only without his mother at that point. She knew it was M-rated and didn't even ring it up, and instead asked him where his parents were because he wasn't old enough to buy the game. He demanded to know why she couldn't sell it to him, and she showed him exactly were it said (on the game case). She then turned to put something else away, and that's when the kid grabbed the game and left Electronics (as far as I can tell, to come up to the registers to buy it, where he encountered me).

    Kid's dang lucky he decided he'd try to sneak it past another cashier (me) and his mom rather than actually shoplift it. There are worse things than a mother's annoyance at trying to buy a game you're not allowed to have. Considering there's actually a customer currently banned from our store for blatantly attempting to scam items through at the self-checkouts or something like that and throwing a huge fit in the faces of all the managers about the store trying to steal her money and how everything was paid for (when none of it was).
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  • #2
    My company started a similar policy about 5 years ago, and my store was the test store.

    This happened rather frequently during the test, plus we did have some kids who decided to just shoplift the game or CD when the cashier told them they had be 17 or have a parent's permission to buy it.
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    • #3
      I had a similar one. This kid came up with a copy of GTA and a teen rated game to me and asked how much they were. I do enforce the policy of no sales to mature rated games to under 17 people. He was about 10. I tell him he won't buy GTA without consent from his parent. He says okay and he'll find his mom.

      Flash foward a few minutes and kid shows up with mom. His mom asked me how much the teen rated game was (no sign of GTA) and I tell her. She asked her boy why he needed her there to get the price. I told her because he had a copy of GTA and we won't sell it to a minor without permission from a parent or guardian.

      The look on his face was priceless. I wish I had a camera.

      His mom thanked me and they went off, with the kid having the "oh " look on his face all the way out.
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      • #4
        It's nice to know that there ARE parents out there who set limits for their children and don't buy them whatever they want, no matter what the age limit is for a particular item.
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        • #5
          I wish more parents seeing movies had this kind of brain power. The worst still has to be the mother who took her kids (two of them, the oldest MAYBE eight) to see Freddy vs. Jason. That's right. Freddy Kruger vs. Jason Vorhees. The kings of slasher flicks. More sequels than man can count.

          Now, this would have been fine. Mom can choose what her kids watch, that's her business. Except about 20 min into the movie, she comes back out wanting a refund. Because, and I quote "I didn't know it would be like that."

          What did she freakin' expect? Puppies hugging kittens? The poster has a horribly scarred guy with a claw hand facing a hockey-mask-wearing guy with a machete!
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          • #6
            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            Freddy vs. Jason. That's right. Freddy Kruger vs. Jason Vorhees. The kings of slasher flicks. More sequels than man can count.
            I thought that the movie was more funny than scary. I guess it is because I have seen all of the Nightmare on Elm Street. The first Friday the 13th movie was good. All the others were boring. But then I can watch the goriest of movies and a autopsy while eating dinner. I'm numb with horror movies.
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            • #7
              My best story of "Ask the parent for permission" story comes to you from Chesterfield.
              In this corner, wearing the black hoodie, little kid maybe 10 years old. In the other corner, at 6'5", wearing the regulation store shirt and khakis, Juwl, the resident anime geek.
              K: *hands me a copy of Ninja Scroll over the counter*
              I look at the movie, then at the kid, and, in my kindest, most syrupy sweet voice, tell him I need his parent there to buy the movie.
              Kid runs off, comes back about ten minutes later, parent in tow.
              Parent looks at me, asks why she needs to be there?
              "Your son wanted to buy Ninja Scroll, which is a very: dark, adult, bloody, nudity-filled movie."
              Mom looks at me again, shakes her head, and pulls her kid out of the store.
              " 'S what I thought." I says to myself and reshelve Ninja Scroll.
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                The worst still has to be the mother who took her kids (two of them, the oldest MAYBE eight) to see Freddy vs. Jason.

                Now, this would have been fine. Mom can choose what her kids watch, that's her business. Except about 20 min into the movie, she comes back out wanting a refund. Because, and I quote "I didn't know it would be like that."
                Likely she had no clue what the movie was actually about, and the kids were begging her to take them (I remember I used to think Freddy's claw-hand was cool, but I refused to actually see the movies because I had an idea what they'd be like).
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                • #9
                  I love watching kids get in trouble with their parents. Makes me glad to see a parent do their job. About a year ago, I was at a video game store and was in line when I witnessed a 10 year old try to buy Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. The clerk asks for the parent, parent looks at the box, sees the content of the game, and pulls the kid out of the store, the parent looked like she was going to leave the boy in a dungeon.
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                  • #10
                    heres what bugs me.....when a kid about the age of 5 comes up to me and askes for GTA and i just go 'sorry kid thats an adult game. Then his/her parents come by and say 'o you want that game? ' and BUY IT FOR THEM. takes all of my energy to not go 'Alreight ma'am enjoy watching your child beat up a white guy steal his car run over a cop buy a prostitute, pay her, then shoot her in the back of the head. Then go to kindergarten.'


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                    • #11
                      LoL, I remember when that ratings system was just comming out. Being the evil bastich I am I had to buy Mortal Kombat when the sensationalism started over it's Blood Mode. Hn...come to think of it I wonder where Duke Nukem 3D: Atomic Edition would rate.
                      Last edited by Lobo; 09-29-2006, 01:19 AM.
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                      • #12
                        Mature.
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                        • #13
                          What is worse is when they come into the hospital for whatever reason and register. I had a kid (9-10ish) playing a PSP and when his mom asked him to hold out his hand so I could put a bracelet on his arm he replied,"It can fucking wait, I'm doing somthing more important" The mother smile at me and sat back. I told them that we could cancel the test or they could wait another 30 min behind other patients. The kid paused the game and stuck out his arm. He called me a bitch on his way out.

                          What game was he playing? GTA:Liberty City Stories.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth 0oAmericanGirl View Post
                            The mother smile at me and sat back.
                            I wonder if she'll still be smiling the first time he calls her for bail money, or the first time his attitude either gets him fired from a job, or keeps him from getting a job in the first place.

                            Probably....not is what I'm thinking.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                              Now, this would have been fine. Mom can choose what her kids watch, that's her business. Except about 20 min into the movie, she comes back out wanting a refund. Because, and I quote "I didn't know it would be like that."
                              I wonder if she also took her kid to see South Park. It's a cartoon, so it's OK for kids, right?

                              Quoth 0oAmericanGirl View Post
                              What is worse is when they come into the hospital for whatever reason and register. I had a kid (9-10ish) playing a PSP and when his mom asked him to hold out his hand so I could put a bracelet on his arm he replied,"It can fucking wait, I'm doing somthing more important" The mother smile at me and sat back. I told them that we could cancel the test or they could wait another 30 min behind other patients. The kid paused the game and stuck out his arm. He called me a bitch on his way out.
                              (Old fart voice) When I was a kid, we didn't have that new fangle-dangled pause button! We'd play Space Invaders for days at a time, and if the phone rang or we got tired, our game was lost and we had to start over! And by God, that's the way we liked it!


                              Seriously, if he was able to pause it, what was the big deal in doing so? I'm old enough to remember when video games didn't have that particular feature. I don't think they started putting that into games until sometime in the mid 80s. I can't even begin to count how many times I was playing a game and the damn phone rang. What to do, what to do... Let my game get screwed up, or ignore the phone? No answering machines or Caller ID back then either.
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