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  • #1

    Are you hitting on me or just trying to be an arsehole.. I cant tell!

    Im still WTF from this...

    Me:
    SM: Sucky Man
    Thoughts: Thoughts
    Me: Welcome to <My Company> Customer Service Center. This is Lexi. How can I help you?
    SM: Hi there girlie I am chasing your <suburb> office Ergh... girlie and WTF did the office run away in the night...
    Me: That's not a problem I can give you that. Just one sec tries to look up number and my computer freezes.. crap
    SM: Thank ya girlie heh heh heh Sounds like a dying mans last laugh...See a doctor man...
    Me: *shudders* Sorry my computer is just freezing Gimme a sec to get it to behave. *pauses* Sorry bout this Hurry up computer... piece of shit
    SM: You should kick it! Make it behave. Heh Heh Heh Seriously that laugh is just not right...
    Me: *pretend laughter* Well I'd get in trouble for that. and I would rather throw it off the balcony anywaysOkay the number is
    SM: *interupts* NO NO NO I need you to transfer me ... no can do... Just bugger off you old coot!
    Me: I'm sorry I don't have that ability. But I wish I did right now let me tell you... just to get rid of you... and he is breathing into the phone and smacking his lips now to, Ick...
    SC: heh heh heh how bout you message it to me on your mobile phone then! Make up for your lack of ability! Was that an innuendo... how cute... I hope you fall in front of a bus... freak!
    Me: Im sorry I cant do that either. Ya know.... Cause I'm not a complete moron...
    SM: Oh come on girlie! Heh Heh Heh Hmmm how bout when you stick the entire contents of your bathroom cabinet up your nose and whistle the Australian anthem (both verses) naked at the Footy grand final?
    Me: Sorry But all I can do is give you the number Seriously dude go the hell away! I have comics to read and internets to peruse!
    SM: well I'm pouting now... Breaking my heart... bugger off dude!
    Me: The number is 1234 5678
    Sm: Nice talking to you girlie! Heh Heh HehNo it wasn't
    Me: Have a Nice evening Work on that nose thing!
    SM: Oh I will


    So ladies and gentlemen my voice is now wank material... that thought will keep me up at night... maybe...

    Bonus story that happened while I was typing this:

    Me: Welcome to <my company> customer service center. This is Lexi how can I help you?
    Lady: What was your name?... you mean the one I clearly stated 1.2 seconds ago in my greeting?
    Me: Lexi 2 syllables... not hard!
    Lady: Oh thats nice. I was looked at a house the other day Here is where I begin to zone out and check the formatting of my post.. and I was on your internets wait what...
    Me: Excuse me.. you were on my...please say it again... pretty please! Cherries on top and all!
    Lady: Your internets!
    Me: *mutes phone and laughs*Bwahahahahahaha
    Lady: *babbles away*

    So yes... I apparently also OWN the internets!!!! Bwahahahahaahaahaha
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  • #2
    Don't you know you own the internets? (BTW what is with the s on the end of internet. It can be cute but more than likely it's not!!)

    And freaky stalker guy....could be worse, you could work over the road with my sister they get all kinds of freaky, creepy guys on the phone.

    But annoying much......though only one truely annoyingly you can't get rid of guy, and one totally silly woman!!!
    every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.... for every person I can stand being around there is and eqaul and opposite idiot....... -_- damn stupid people

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    • #3
      So ladies and gentlemen my voice is now wank material...
      Please post a sample of your voice so that we can all participate in the fun.
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      • #4
        Quoth Kiarna View Post
        Don't you know you own the internets? (BTW what is with the s on the end of internet. It can be cute but more than likely it's not!!)...
        It's a GW Bush thing. That's how he pronounced it in a speech a while back.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Why settle for the internet when you can have more than one

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          • #6
            Oh my gaw I think that was my ex-worker with a name beginning in J and ending in an N. He talked EXACTLY like that. And prided himself on how he could "get what he wanted" from CSRs on the phone.
            My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

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            • #7
              Well, you're an Aussie, and you've got that accent, right?
              Was the caller American? 'cus you know, Americans dig that accent...
              Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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              • #8
                Quoth KaySquirrel View Post
                I would like to thank you for allowing me to use your nice internets.
                You are very very welcome Couldn't keep all this goodness to myself could I!

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                • #9
                  Quoth marasbaras View Post
                  Please post a sample of your voice so that we can all participate in the fun.
                  My voice isn't sexy ... and least I don't think it is... hehehe I should record me saying my forum version of my greeting and post it for your amusement:P

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Saydrah View Post
                    Oh my gaw I think that was my ex-worker with a name beginning in J and ending in an N. He talked EXACTLY like that. And prided himself on how he could "get what he wanted" from CSRs on the phone.
                    That guy was not getting anything from apart from painful wishes!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Kiarna View Post
                      Don't you know you own the internets? (BTW what is with the s on the end of internet. It can be cute but more than likely it's not!!)

                      And freaky stalker guy....could be worse, you could work over the road with my sister they get all kinds of freaky, creepy guys on the phone.

                      But annoying much......though only one truely annoyingly you can't get rid of guy, and one totally silly woman!!!
                      The woman was kinda cute... the guy TOTALLY NOT... at least she made me laugh!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth otakuneko View Post
                        Well, you're an Aussie, and you've got that accent, right?
                        Was the caller American? 'cus you know, Americans dig that accent...
                        He wasn't American.

                        All my American friends who I chat to over the net LOVE my accent. Its really funny because they spend a lot of the conversation going "OH MY GAWD I LOVE YOUR ACCENT"

                        I think its because in your head when you read net posts you forget to "add" an accent for people. I would love to come to an American CS meeting just for that fact! Would be fun A lot of people saying 'Say something SAY SOMETHING"

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                        • #13
                          Huh. I didn't realize it was YOUR series of tubes.

                          Thanks very much for the tube-usage, OP!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                            It's a GW Bush thing. That's how he pronounced it in a speech a while back.
                            Not really, it was used by people who think they're way more clever than they really are before that. And by some people who would make Forrest Gump look like Einstein. Seriously, let me apologise for the jokes my early generation of net users made. We didn't mean for it to spread! We didn't think they would ever make it easy enough for the stupid people to use! We're sorry! <disappears as the camera goes to static.>
                            The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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                            • #15
                              Well, there is that Internet2 thing.
                              And I'm sure the military uses it's own private "internet" now that the original one's become so... crowded.
                              Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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