This is a conversation between Mr. Dips' co-worker and a customer of the coin store...
SC: [braggin] I've got a bunch of silver certficates. Are you interested?
CW: We aren't really buying silver certificates right now. We're selling them for about $1.50 apeice. [gestures to display]
SC: Well, I've got a pile.
CW: You could try...
SC: They're really old. From the fifties.
CW: Most of the ones we have are from the fifties and they really do have to be in good shape. No wrinkles, folds...
SC: [Interrupting] They're in great shape. They're worth hundreds of dollars apeice!
CW: Well. If you want to bring them in for us to look at, we can...
SC: [Interrupting] I TOLD you what they were worth.
CW: We can't make a decision about buying them until...
SC: [Interrupting] But they're OLD and worth hundreds of dollars each.
CW: We still have to see them first.
SC: I told you they're in great shape.
CW: That's nice, but...
SC: Well?
CW: Well, what?
SC: Are you interested?
CW: Bring them in and I'll tell you.
SC: They're worth thousands of dollars.
CW:
SC:
CW:
SC: Well?
CW: Bring them in.
SC: But they...
CW: We need to see them.
SC: But...
CW: We need to see them.
SC: FINE! MISS OUT IF YOU WANT TO BE IDIOTS! [storms out the door]
CW: [to the witnesses who watched the whole thing] Jeez! Did he listen to a word I said?
Mr. Dips: It's just as well. If he came in with them and we told we weren't interested, he'd NEVER believe it.
Nice customer: Like he could FORCE you to buy at whatever price he names.
CW: Yeah. Just as well.
SC: [braggin] I've got a bunch of silver certficates. Are you interested?
CW: We aren't really buying silver certificates right now. We're selling them for about $1.50 apeice. [gestures to display]
SC: Well, I've got a pile.
CW: You could try...
SC: They're really old. From the fifties.
CW: Most of the ones we have are from the fifties and they really do have to be in good shape. No wrinkles, folds...
SC: [Interrupting] They're in great shape. They're worth hundreds of dollars apeice!
CW: Well. If you want to bring them in for us to look at, we can...
SC: [Interrupting] I TOLD you what they were worth.
CW: We can't make a decision about buying them until...
SC: [Interrupting] But they're OLD and worth hundreds of dollars each.
CW: We still have to see them first.
SC: I told you they're in great shape.
CW: That's nice, but...
SC: Well?
CW: Well, what?
SC: Are you interested?
CW: Bring them in and I'll tell you.
SC: They're worth thousands of dollars.
CW:

SC:

CW:

SC: Well?
CW: Bring them in.
SC: But they...
CW: We need to see them.
SC: But...
CW: We need to see them.
SC: FINE! MISS OUT IF YOU WANT TO BE IDIOTS! [storms out the door]
CW: [to the witnesses who watched the whole thing] Jeez! Did he listen to a word I said?
Mr. Dips: It's just as well. If he came in with them and we told we weren't interested, he'd NEVER believe it.
Nice customer: Like he could FORCE you to buy at whatever price he names.
CW: Yeah. Just as well.
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