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  • Handicap sign shenanigans

    One I have to get out tonight before I go to bed.

    This one pissed me off to no end.

    Had a customer come in that had sucked up water into her engine. It had to be replaced. Since, like most dealership, we don't have new engines just lying around we had to order. Normally this only take a few days but there was some kind of problem with our shipping people it was gonna be two weeks before we could get ahold of it. The customer is already unhappy about this as shes shelling out over two grand total for this job. I can understand and sympathize, truly.

    Well a few days go by and the lady returns, saying she needs a few things out of her car. I take her out to the bullpen where her car is being stored in the meantime, only to find the passenger side window broken in, the car rifled through, the radio missing, and god only knows why, the backseat cushion gone.

    Now the lady is understandably pissed. I tell her that I'm gonna call the police out to have a look-see, our insurance will cover most if not all the damage, (they have a habit of weaseling out of paying for car stereo systems 'well, how do we know it was there before?'). She says that's fine, makes a phone call herself, while I make all the calls I need to.

    Fast forward the 2 hours it takes for a cop to get out there. I direct the officer over to the car where my boss is talking to our insurance company and the lady is going through the car to see what else is missing (never mind that I told her to wait for the cops). As the officer and I approach the lady stands up out of the car and says to me, "What did you do with my handicap sign?"

    "Well, ma'am it was laying on the passenger seat when I had your car in my bay. Seeing as how I knew you weren't gonna be driving this one I gave it back to you before you left that day," I replied.

    "I know, it was just there a few minutes ago, I was just wondering what you did with it."

    I'm confused. This displays very clearly on my face so the lady clarifies, saying it had just been in her car on the passenger seat. I'm even more confused.

    "I'm not sure I follow," I say, hoping against hope to gain some understanding.

    With an exasperated expression she says, "My handicap sign was on the passenger seat of this car," accompanied by a dramatic pointing motion, "when I brought it to you, now it's gone, where is it?"

    "Ma'am, I handed it to you right before our driver gave you a ride to your rental car."

    "No you didn't!" I can hear the hysterics beginning, and I brace myself for the onslaught "Why would you STEAL a HANDICAP SIGN from an OLD WOMAN? Where did you hide it? Where IS IT?"

    The cop, who had been silent until this point steps in between me and the woman (who is only about forty btw) and gets hit in the face by her purse that had been swung at me. I'm in shock. The officer is more than a little surprised. The woman still, shouting accusations at me, drops to her hands and knees and begins looking under cars.

    "It HAS to be under one of these cars somewhere! There's nowhere else you could have hid it!"

    The cop picks her up off the ground and takes her purse away from her, and even though he's already getting a real nice black eye, tells her that he's not going to arrest her for assaulting a cop but she needs to calm down.

    She doesn't, but she does lower the decibels.

    After a few more minutes of accusing me and trying to get the cop to arrest me my boss finishes his call with the insurance company and tells me to go back to the shop, he'll handle it. So I do.

    A few hours later the officer comes into the shop and asks me a few questions about the missing handicap sign and then leaves after telling me the woman spent the whole time accusing me of stealing it.

    Later, after talking to the service writer who talked to her when she first pulled up I find out it was hanging from the rearview mirror of the rental she was in.

    I'm never touching the woman's car again, even if the damn thing is on fire.

  • #2
    I wouldn't mess with her car either. What a bitch.
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    • #3
      Quoth coldcupofjoe View Post
      Later, after talking to the service writer who talked to her when she first pulled up I find out it was hanging from the rearview mirror of the rental she was in.
      What...


      The...


      Fark?

      Are you seriously telling us that this psycho hose beast was yelling at you for stealing the sign that was hanging in the rearview of the car she drove in?

      Goddamn but that makes my brain hurt.

      M
      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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      • #4
        I wouldn't touch her car with a 39.5 ft. pole.

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        • #5
          She's just getting a jump on senility.
          Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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          • #6
            You mean she forgot that it was in her rental car? & then hitting a cop? I mean wow...lol.

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            • #7
              Wait.

              She actually got AWAY with all this, AND assaulting a cop in the process????
              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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              • #8
                Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                Wait.

                She actually got AWAY with all this, AND assaulting a cop in the process????
                Which is one reason that, rather than dreading old age, I look forward to being old enough to where people could mistake my actions for senility. It leaves open the possibilities to walk around with no pants on and give small children the finger, and whatnot.
                "She didn't observe the cardinal rule: Don't F**K with people who handle your food"
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                • #9
                  Quoth icmedia View Post
                  Which is one reason that, rather than dreading old age, I look forward to being old enough to where people could mistake my actions for senility. It leaves open the possibilities to walk around with no pants on and give small children the finger, and whatnot.
                  Oh, hell, I do that *NOW*. It's overrated. My legs get cold and the children only give me the finger back - followed by them pointing and laughing that I'm not wearing pants.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth mattm04 View Post
                    I wouldn't touch her car with a 39.5 ft. pole.
                    That's only cause it's so expensive to buy a 40 foot pole nowadays... in my days, you could buy 4 10 foot poles, mess with Lex Luthor, and suddenly you had a perfectly good 40 foot pole...
                    </whippersnappers>
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      Just to clarify from reading the OP the lady did not intentionally assault the police officer. He stepped in between coldcupofjoe and the lady and happened to get hit because the lady was swinging her purse. -- At least that is how I read it feel free to correct me if I am wrong

                      Aside from that the lady needs to get a grip. I'd understandably be pissed if my car had been broken into while in a mechanics lot, or any other lot for that matter, but at the same time as long as the store is offering to take care of the damages and compensate you for your losses then its no big deal.

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                      • #12
                        Sounds like she's on some awesome meds for her handicap.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth xaenon View Post
                          Oh, hell, I do that *NOW*. It's overrated. My legs get cold and the children only give me the finger back - followed by them pointing and laughing that I'm not wearing pants.
                          Ahem. You're not that much older than me.

                          And if you're running around without pants at, say, Wal-mart in Western Hills - I seriously doubt anyone would notice.
                          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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