Wherein I Fail To Thwart The Terrorist Plot at Anime Evolution

[friendofjimmyk]

The Wacky World of Anime Terrorism

Afghan/Canadian/Blind/Crippled/Maybe he’s a pirate since he has a telescope?

Uh...E! I vote for the pirate thing - that would add so much more thrill to this already tantilizing cliff hanger!

I don't even know how you manage to have not laughed hysterically at each and every turn of that story.

[BaristaTrav]

Did you explain to the terrorist spotting lady that there's another, much more likely explanation for her experience?.... that being she's just bat s*it crazy. Either that or Ann Coulter is off her meds again.

[Music Mo-Gal]

She could tell he wasn’t a Real™ Afghan because she’s taught ESL for years and he was “pausing in all the wrong places” when speaking whatever language(s) is native to Afghan.

I believe they speak Farsi in Afghanistan, but don't quote me on it.

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Me: “and your first name please?”
SC: “Mark”
Me: “Is that Mark with a c or a k?”
SC: “c….er…no, k!. Yeah, k. Er…..c?”

Now THIS is scary. My DH's first name is Mark, and although he is a terrible speller, his name is one thing he knows how to spell. Maybe this person was borrowing someone else's credit card?

[DesignFox]

GK, I especially love the terrorist story. Thanks for the laughs, as usual.

[Sliceanddice]

Slow week?

hey hey hey remember now he posted like 3 times this week
oh and when he dies the devil is going to have his way with him then he can ret surrounded by half naked kitty girls
oh and farsi is in Iraq and i believe in Afgan they speak mostly arabic with a little bt of hindi mixed in.

[Becks]

Seeing as I’m not actually sleeping with him, I really couldn’t tell you. I’m sure he’s a wonderful guy, but I kind doubt he’s my type and I get the sense that any torrid love affair we had would eventually be broken up because I wouldn’t be up to put up with his fucktastically stupid friends. Such as yourself.

So I hope you’re happy, homewrecker.

I'm laughing so hard at this it took me 5 times to write something legible.

[fma_fanatic]

Uh...E! I vote for the pirate thing - that would add so much more thrill to this already tantilizing cliff hanger!

I don't even know how you manage to have not laughed hysterically at each and every turn of that story.

Yes, but you never know how many Harlock/Luffy/Pirate anime cosplay people there might be who are actually terrorists in disguise. I mean, what better way to infiltrate our country than by trying to look like a character from an anime series and make us spend our hard earned money. Yeah.

So I wonder, does that mean that my dear SO has been influenced by terrorists since he's purchased the first One Piece box set.

[SpyOne]

The Wacky World of Anime Terrorism

....So then she managed to find our number in the phone book. Not a new phone book mind you, she said she could only find it listed in an old phone book. I assume it’s not in the new phone book anymore specifically because of people like her.

Please tell me she was calling on one of the lines for Government Agencies You May Not Name That Also Go By Their Initials (the famous GAMNNTAGBI). Or something moderately appropriate, like Vancouver Animal Control (who are vaguel police-like).
Or something that makes at least as much sense as American Airlines (who have "American" in their name, so they must be associated with the government or something).

Because I keep having visions of someone so far gone they've called .... the corporate offices for a national pizza chain.

I suppose the worst-case scenario is that she was actually calling you: she found the number for your call center company listed.

[Gravekeeper]

Please tell me she was calling on one of the lines for Government Agencies You May Not Name That Also Go By Their Initials (the famous GAMNNTAGBI).

She was indeed calling GAMNNTAGBI. -.-

[seigus]

hey hey hey remember now he posted like 3 times this week
oh and when he dies the devil is going to have his way with him then he can ret surrounded by half naked kitty girls
oh and farsi is in Iraq and i believe in Afgan they speak mostly arabic with a little bt of hindi mixed in.

I believe Farsi is Persian, which is what they speak in Iran.

[Gravekeeper]

I believe Farsi is Persian, which is what they speak in Iran.

Pashtu is what the majority of Afghanistan speaks, per a friend of mine that's been stationed there periodically.

[Comechatcha]

I remember kids in my French class pausing in all sorts of funky places when learning the language, and don't get me started on those in my Japanese classes.

But I would have paid to see her reaction to one of my many turban-wearing cosplayers that show up at conventions. Piccolo, anyone?

[Rayndel2]

Hehe, I love these. ^^

On a side note, my neighbor's kid's homework had a terrible question...
'Where is Nunavut?'

[sixums]

God I'm horrible.

Me: “and your zip code please?”
SC: “It’s xxxxx”
Me: “Ok, xxxxx?”
SC: “Yep! That's it. I mean how many zip codes can there be in the country? Ah-hyuak huhuh.”
Me: “…….”

You’re not even remotely funny and I strongly suspect your girlfriend bleats when she cums.

For some reason, I did not expect that. You had me laughing so hard I woke up my boyfriend, who is napping next to me. I would love for you to have tried to explain that.

[Andrew B.]

Hehe, I love these. ^^

On a side note, my neighbor's kid's homework had a terrible question...
'Where is Nunavut?'

Nunavut is in HELL!!!