Sometimes I hate kids...I really really do.
We have a regular 'guest' (oh dont call them customers!) in our store, a real winner with leathery brown over tanned skin and Gwen Steffani platinum blonde hair. This lady saw fit to squirt out 5 pasty blonde boys in rapid succession and I thankfully dont know all their names but two are "Atlas" and "Agassi" (Do we sense a theme here?).
Well little "Atlas" is a holy terror every time he's in the store, Screaming, crying and temper tantrums are the norm. One day in my lane (woo lucky me), little Atlas was maintaining his position on the top of my hit list, when his mother piped up to me...
"He never acts up anywhere else, your store lighting is what makes him act that way...."





She was dead serious....
We have a regular 'guest' (oh dont call them customers!) in our store, a real winner with leathery brown over tanned skin and Gwen Steffani platinum blonde hair. This lady saw fit to squirt out 5 pasty blonde boys in rapid succession and I thankfully dont know all their names but two are "Atlas" and "Agassi" (Do we sense a theme here?).
Well little "Atlas" is a holy terror every time he's in the store, Screaming, crying and temper tantrums are the norm. One day in my lane (woo lucky me), little Atlas was maintaining his position on the top of my hit list, when his mother piped up to me...
"He never acts up anywhere else, your store lighting is what makes him act that way...."





She was dead serious....
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