It's time for another installment...

[Phone Jockey]

Subject line: Online I cannot get
Body: I cannot get the home page, nor can I find a way to get to my e-mail.

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Email: I’d like to order phone service through you and get two lines but I would not want to pay for the 2nd line. Now, how does that sound?

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Email: I cannot compose an email.

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Email: I’m tired of you, automated telephone system!

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Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

[Rahmota]

Subject line: Online I cannot get

Its so nice to see Yoda still working.
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Email: I’d like to order phone service through you and get two lines but I would not want to pay for the 2nd line. Now, how does that sound?

It sounds like it ain't gonna happen...
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Email: I cannot compose an email

But apparently you can write one?
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Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

Ok just tell me where and when you ownt be home and we'll schedule that right now.

[phoenix_rising]

Email: I’d like to order phone service through you and get two lines but I would not want to pay for the 2nd line. Now, how does that sound?

My reply would be:

Dear customer,

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

no.

[Phone Jockey]

I too am glad that Yoda can afford Internet service at least. Just wish he realized he was sending an email while telling me he couldn't send an email.

[chainedbarista]

it sounds more like yoda's younger and less intelligent brother has been emailing again; yoda: compose email, i can; read it, you will.

[lordlundar]

Subject line: Online I cannot get
Body: I cannot get the home page, nor can I find a way to get to my e-mail.

Do service with us you already have?

Email: I’d like to order phone service through you and get two lines but I would not want to pay for the 2nd line. Now, how does that sound?

SURE!!! We'll just bill you double the price on the first line.

Email: I cannot compose an email.

And common sense officially died.

Email: I’m tired of you, automated telephone system!

And I'm tired of you meatbag! (guess the reference)

Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

You all heard it! It was on invite! It's legal!

[Crawley]

"And I'm tired of you meatbag!"

Gotta be Futurama. Bender FTW!

[Broomjockey]

And I'm tired of you meatbag! (guess the reference)

The droid from Knights of the Old Republic! My favorite character in the game!

[karma_gypsy]

Subject line: Online I cannot get
Body: I cannot get the home page, nor can I find a way to get to my e-mail.

Yet this person still managed to send an e-mail . . .


Email: I’d like to order phone service through you and get two lines but I would not want to pay for the 2nd line. Now, how does that sound?

So . . . basically he wants to get all the freebies he can get . . .

Email: I cannot compose an email.

And I can't compose a symphony, but you don't hear me bitchin' to tech support about it.

Email: I’m tired of you, automated telephone system!

Is the comma suppose to be an 'r'? Unless he really is calling you an automated telephone system . . .

Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

Will you be home at the time of the robbing?


Seriously Phone Jockey, how many of these kinds of e-mails do you get in a day??

[Becks]

Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

Tempting, tempting...but I'm sure that there's a legal loophole somewhere, so if you WERE to go there and rob the person, you can get in serious trouble.

What a tease.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Subject line: Online I cannot get
Body: I cannot get the home page, nor can I find a way to get to my e-mail.

Further proof that there needs to be a minimum IQ requirement to buy a computer.

Email: I’d like to order phone service through you and get two lines but I would not want to pay for the 2nd line. Now, how does that sound?

When I dream, I get a billion dollars and Jessica Simpson in my bed.

Email: I cannot compose an email.

Then what did you just do? See above re: minimum IQ needed to purchase a computer.

Email: I’m tired of you, automated telephone system!

I'm sure the automated telephone system is heartbroken.

Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

Sounds good to me!

[AFpheonix]

The droid from Knights of the Old Republic! My favorite character in the game!

Oh, good, I'm not the only one that secretly loved HK-47 That, and it didn't hurt that he totally kicked ass and took names

[Broomjockey]

Oh, good, I'm not the only one that secretly loved HK-47 That, and it didn't hurt that he totally kicked ass and took names

Bah. Secret nothing. I never took the guy out of my party. I loved that they brought him back for the sequel. The only bright spot in that otherwise dreary game.

I love that he manages to antagonize the guy in the desert into moving and blowing up the hacked droids!

[LostMyMind]

Bah, I didn't care for HK-47. The only thing I wish that those two games weren't so DEX heavy for "jedi".

[repsac]

Email: I’m tired of you, automated telephone system!

Query: If you are tired of the automated system, why do you continue to torment it so?

Condescending pacifying: But yes, you do need help. And we are here to provide it for you.


Email: Why don’t you come to my house & rob me?

Query: Where are you living Meatbag?

Exclamation: If you want us, we can send a HK there to help you meatbag!