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  • Two bookstore suckies today.

    1) a woman walks in and sees "The Pop-up Kama Sutra" and opens it. She closes it immediately and storms out saying something to the effect of "It's not safe to even walk into a bookstore anymore." Lady, It says "Kama Sutra" on the cover. What did you expect?

    2) A couple comes in and heads towards the foreign language section. The husband picks up an Italian-English dictionary, looks at the price and tells me "U$50.00, you won't live long enough to sell it at that price" and wanders off without giving me a chance to explain the price. He and his wife wander the store a bit and as he is walking out he says to her (but in a tone and volume that indicates it was meant for me) "They probably found the most expensive one on the net and matched that.".

    After they left I checked the book and it was new at €150.00, so it is a steal at U$50.00.
    Proud to be a Walmart virgin.

  • #2
    Quoth Mark Healey View Post
    1) a woman walks in and sees "The Pop-up Kama Sutra" and opens it. She closes it immediately and storms out saying something to the effect of "It's not safe to even walk into a bookstore anymore." Lady, It says "Kama Sutra" on the cover. What did you expect?
    To be fair, not everyone pays enough attention to the sex industry to know even that much. And the thing says "pop-up", right? So obviously it's for children, just like comic books are.

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    • #3
      <HUGS> Oh, hun, I know exactly where you're coming from on bookstore customers, believe me! and the whole new/used price list. That IS a steal, but customers are never going to be happy. Even if you give it to them for free. Seriously...


      Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
      To be fair, not everyone pays enough attention to the sex industry to know even that much. And the thing says "pop-up", right? So obviously it's for children, just like comic books are.
      <Twitch> Because, y'know, I'd want my children reading something like 30 Days of Night. It's a perfect bedtime story. But anymore of my comments on the whole comic book = kiddies debate probably heads into Fratching territory, so I'll be a good 'lil girl...
      Last edited by lupo pazzesco; 09-02-2008, 03:16 AM.

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      • #4
        am i the only one intrigued by a POP-UP Kama Sutra book?

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        • #5
          Definitely NOT!
          Here's one with (annoyingly small) pics:
          http://www.popupbooks.net/BookP/P185.html
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          • #6
            You have a book marked $50 that should be selling for 150 EUROS?? Isn't that over $200?

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            • #7
              Wow , "The Pop-up Kama Sutra" is real? I remember it being metioned in Red Dwarf , but I thought they were joking.


              Quoth Mark Healey View Post
              1) . . .opens it. She closes it immediately and storms out saying something to the effect of "It's not safe to even walk into a bookstore anymore."
              Makes me wonder what popped up
              Last edited by Ree; 09-08-2008, 11:01 AM.

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              • #8
                Quoth jerkface11 View Post
                You have a book marked $50 that should be selling for 150 EUROS?? Isn't that over $200?
                As of right now 150 euros is 218 US Dollars.

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                • #9
                  Quoth jerkface11 View Post
                  You have a book marked $50 that should be selling for 150 EUROS?? Isn't that over $200?
                  More like U$300, but it is used so it's half price right there. And then you can't do a simple currency conversion. You have to guestimate the local purchasing power equivalents. There are also other factors that are too boring to go into.
                  Proud to be a Walmart virgin.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Legal Eagle View Post
                    am i the only one intrigued by a POP-UP Kama Sutra book?
                    I want one, too.
                    I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                      <Twitch> Because, y'know, I'd want my children reading something like 30 Days of Night. It's a perfect bedtime story. But anymore of my comments on the whole comic book = kiddies debate probably heads into Fratching territory, so I'll be a good 'lil girl...
                      I was at a comic book store with my two sons (12 and 9) buying comic books for hubs, boys and me. When I was checking out, the clerk actually asked if I was buying the Simpsons comics for the boys. I told him I was buying them for my husband. It was the first time anyone at that store had actually asked.
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                      • #12
                        Of course all comics are for kids... just like the Japanese anime that has highly detailed pictures and cartoons of sex and orgies.
                        :eyeroll:

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                        • #13
                          Quoth SadisticToaster View Post
                          Wow , "The Pop-up Kama Sutra" is real? I remember it being metioned in Red Dwarf , but I thought they were joking.
                          Sure is

                          Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
                          To be fair, not everyone pays enough attention to the sex industry to know even that much. And the thing says "pop-up", right? So obviously it's for children, just like comic books are.
                          When that book first came out one of the receivers saw "pop-up" and just tossed it on the kids' cart. Luckily it was caught before it actually got shelved in the kids' section.

                          Quoth PepperElf View Post
                          Of course all comics are for kids... just like the Japanese anime that has highly detailed pictures and cartoons of sex and orgies.
                          :eyeroll:
                          Yes, that's why they're shelved in the Graphic Novels section and not the Kids' section. Also why so many of them are shrink-wrapped with little warnings on them.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mark Healey View Post
                            1)"The Pop-up Kama Sutra"
                            I found The Pop-up Moby Dick the other day. It makes me sad.
                            The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth SadisticToaster View Post
                              Makes me wonder what popped up
                              Having seen the contents of the standard version, I do not even want to think about what it was that popped-out at her!
                              "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
                              .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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