Ok sooooo... i work for a cellphone company ((of which i do not speak...)) and when i have a customer come in and they complain about their phone not working for whatever reason...first thing i do, check for water damage....
SC: MY PHONE IS BROKEN!!! FIX IT!!!
ME: ok sir, can you tell me exactly whats wrong with it?
SC: it just randomly stopped working....
((right... and michael jacksons nose "randomly" starting falling off
))
((customer hands me phone and i check for water damage))
ME: well sir you see, your phone is not working properly cuz its been water damaged
SC: WHAT DO YOU MEANWATER DAMAGED?!?!!!!
((i explained to him how i know and blah blah all that boring stuff....
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and then it comes))
SC: HOW DID IT GET WET?
ME:
((YEA.....complete stranger asked me how his phone got wet....aliens if all i know?!))
SC: MY PHONE IS BROKEN!!! FIX IT!!!

ME: ok sir, can you tell me exactly whats wrong with it?
SC: it just randomly stopped working....
((right... and michael jacksons nose "randomly" starting falling off

((customer hands me phone and i check for water damage))
ME: well sir you see, your phone is not working properly cuz its been water damaged
SC: WHAT DO YOU MEANWATER DAMAGED?!?!!!!

((i explained to him how i know and blah blah all that boring stuff....
.........
.........
.......
.........
and then it comes))
SC: HOW DID IT GET WET?
ME:

((YEA.....complete stranger asked me how his phone got wet....aliens if all i know?!))
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