Most idiotic complaint EVER

[karma_gypsy]

You know I thought that too. Then I met a dude with some who didn't stink like crap-water. I asked him. Its just a myth. You have to clean it just like other hairstyles, its just a little different.

It's certain shampoos you shouldn't use with dreads and can't use conditioners at all ...



Awhile back, when I worked at a pizza place, someone called and complained ...

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That their pizza "was too hot"

and then acted like we should do something about it ...

"Uhhh .... let it .... cool .... down???"

[simpleyme]

my store has been know sell unsweetened ice tea that is not sweetened!

SC - this unsweetened ice tea is not sweet
me -we have sweetened ice tea available
SC -no that's too sweet
me - we have sugar and fake sugar over by the coffee that you could add if you like
SC-no i cannot have any kind of sugar at all
me- okay i am out of ideas let me know if you need further assistance

why the hell do people make you try to come up with a solution ,when clearly one just does not freakin exist?

[ShinyGreenApple]

Tell her to take a trip to Gilroy, CA during the garlic festival.

Nah, garlic is probably repellent to her kind.

[Sonoma]

Tell her to take a trip to Gilroy, CA during the garlic festival. She'll appreciate the mints more.

That's the first thing I thought of. We'll be down there in April - at least we won't have to worry about vampires.

[rerant]

That the furniture boxes are too heavy.
As if we could somehow magically make furniture lighter.

[depechemodefan]

Mint is too minty!

My favorite from my gym days (In this thread) was people bitching about climbing the stairs to reach the Stairmaster.

In the same vein, I had a co-worker who wanted me to drive him to his gym. I was going to let him off at the corner but no, he wanted me to drop him off at the door.

[AnaKhouri]

I had a woman come up to the register, pick up a roll of mints, pop one in her mouth and then ask if...she had to pay for them, because she didn't like them.

Me: Did you eat one?
Her: Yes.
Me: Then...yes.

She called the next day and bitched to a manager that I had made her pay for something she had already eaten. Manager laughed in her ear.

[Chromatix]

That the furniture boxes are too heavy.
As if we could somehow magically make furniture lighter.

As somebody who has successfully filled a fair-sized flat with IKEA furniture with (almost) no assistance... yeah. Furniture can be heavy. That's why there are trolleys and so on.

[Jack Doe]

Saw one similar on Notalwaysright.com where a sc was complaining about her ham smelling like ham.

[Meegz]

As somebody who has successfully filled a fair-sized flat with IKEA furniture with (almost) no assistance... yeah. Furniture can be heavy. That's why there are trolleys and so on.

Reminds me of "I want *whatever furniture* in a BOX dammit!"

I bring it out.

"How the HELL do you expect me to put that box in my car!! take it out!!*
*takes it out*
"OMG ITS GONNA SCRATCH ARE YOU STUPID???"

[Imogene]

SC-no i cannot have any kind of sugar at all

Agave, perhaps? I hear it's sweet, and not made of sugar...

ham smelling like ham.

Jeffuh-fah... DunHam. Ham hamhamham! Dot com!


My oddest complaints? One guy got angry at me for putting his receipt in his bag...
An older lady got angry at me for scanning/finishing her order before she could mention she had a coupon. (Speak up, lady. I can't read your mind, and had you mentioned it prior to my taking your money, I could've fixed it. Now we have to start all the way over.)

[sms001]

Awhile back, when I worked at a pizza place, someone called and complained ...That their pizza "was too hot"

karma_gypsy: "No problem sir, we'll take care of that right away! I'll send a driver out right now."

Wait ten minutes, call back. "Sir, the driver is in your neighborhood. Would you mind checking your pizza to see if it's still too hot?"

[Lace Neil Singer]

I had a woman come up to the register, pick up a roll of mints, pop one in her mouth and then ask if...she had to pay for them, because she didn't like them.

Me: Did you eat one?
Her: Yes.
Me: Then...yes.

She called the next day and bitched to a manager that I had made her pay for something she had already eaten. Manager laughed in her ear.

Were they smelling of mints, tho?

[otakuneko]

Well, I have a cat tongue and would grumble about a pizza being hot. (I don't eat or drink anything hot. Even coffee. And pizza. Mmmm, pizza fresh out of the fridge...)



....but I wouldn't exactly call the place and expect they do anything about it!

[Nashida]

My oddest complaint?

That the store smelled like a pool.