Wherein someone suggests I get a sex change.

[SG15Z]

OK now some none weather related stories form last week. Oh fun!

Me: Current FES
FL: Frito Lady
CW: Co-worker checking FL out

FL: How much did the Fritos ring up?
CW: $3.79
FL: But there was a sign over there that said it was 2/$4!
Me: (grabs bag) I'll do a price check (since she's more inclined to believe me then some sacker)
I look at the shelf and the ones on sale are smaller bags, and I mean noticabely smaller. I head back with correct size.
Me: Ma'am you grabbed the wrong bag (that gets her attention) it's the smaller size that's on sale.
FL: Excuse me. (she looked insulted because I made it sound like it was her fault. On noes!) I grabbed the wrong size!?
Me: Yes ma'am.
FL: It wasn't in the wrong place (you would notice that. there's that much of a difference in size), the tag wasn't in the wrong place? (great she uses double negatives. I hate negative people)
Me: No ma'am everything was in the right place. And even if the bag you grabbed was in the wrong place I'd still wouldn't be able to give it to you for that price.
FL: Well then I want the small one. I ain't paying THAT much for chips.
Me: Whatever (did I say that out loud Oh well she didn't seem to notice)
FL: Well I don't like this! Y'all ALWAYS cheat me out about a $1 or so(Oh dear a whole $1! She grabs the fritos and stares at them at talks to her hubby) I'm gonna look at the shelf go ahead and pay. I never grab the wrong size. I ALWAYS check that.
Me: (They leave) Bitch
CW:

Seriously? A whole dollar or so. Oh dear we just cheat you so much!

Now I have a little lesson for card users. Learn to read the instructions on the credit machine. I know they're "all different". And since you seem to know that maybe you would read the screen so you know how each place does it? And for the people who slide the card before I'm done (nothing wrong with that) tell me you slid a card! Don't stand there and stare at me after I say the total and say"It says 'please wait for the cashier'" Well gee how am I suppose to know you slid the card. And yes I will tell you that. You might as well learn someday.

Now to the main event! I was doing overnight sometime last week. This weird couple that are regulars came to check out. Now I've known these two for a while. They've been interesting to talk to. But lately the man has been wearing women's clothing! (ew!!!) So I've been keeping my distance. Well right when they're about to leave this happens. Please be warned. It's not pretty...

Me:
GM: Girly Man
GMW: Girly Man's wife

GM: I see you're growing out your hair.
Me: Yeah I've been growing it out the last year or so. (You shoulda noticed that a long time ago)
GM: That's cool
Me: Yeah I like it. (I really do. Nothing wrong with striaght guy who likes his hair long right?)
GMW: Have you ever though of going girl?
Me: er...what?
GMW: Have you ever you know. Though of going girl. Because you know when you go girl you can get lots of HOT LESBIAN SEX.
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GM: See you later!
Me:

AHHHHH!!! No no no no no!!

Oh yes because I've always wanted hot lesbian sex! Just what I've always wanted. Oh god my braing. I need Brain Bleach. Like a lot. Maybe a pallets worth!! Gah!

[Rayndel2]

Gah! Have three pallets!

[fireheart]

ohhh ewwwww.......gross
And the fact that I've now almost completely lost my voice doesn't help.

[jerkface11]

Seems you've gotten a bit too familiar with the regulars.

[Plaidman]

Heh. When I got a haircut, everyone cept one loved it. Everyone was like "only girls wear long hair....I thought you were gay!"

One of my favorite regulars, who keeps her hair short, was disapointed. "I like boys with long hair. You looked much better. Girls look better with shorter hair!"

[tropicsgoddess]

I like men with long hair....

[PepperElf]

my usual response to the sex comments is "Please leave me out of your fantasies."
that usually makes THEM want the brain bleach, and often shuts them up for a little while

and not all guys with long hair are gay. hell it was the look in the 80s for the hair-metal bands. and in some cultures - including 1700s england and america - men normally had longer hair than what's considered "the norm" today.

[Nashida]

I absolutely adore men with long hair. Shoulder-length is perfect.....*purr*

Ahem.

[Captain Trips]

Heh. When I got a haircut, everyone cept one loved it. Everyone was like "only girls wear long hair....I thought you were gay!"

Um...on our tech team, we have one gay and one bi guy, and both of them have VERY short hair. I'm what you could call a a flaming heterosexual, and my hair goes down well past my collar!

[Becks]

Guys with long hair... *dreamy sigh*


You didn't tell him that you're already a lesbian in a man's body?

[Amethyst Hunter]

It depends on the guy. Some guys look very nice with longer hair. On others, it just makes them look like they're desperately trying to revive their so-called 'glory days' (and failing miserably).

Same for girls. Short/long hair looks wonderful on some women; others it doesn't.

[Kara]

There are lots and lots of inmates with long hair that no one would dare to imply are gay and/or transgendered (the ones that are TG are easy to identify).

What's even better are some of the black inmates that will sit there in the gym and braid/brush/style each other's hair. There's a guy who has thick puffy hair. He always does it up to have two little puffballs on the sides of his head, like Mickey Mouse ears. And he struts around like some kind of gangsta badass with his hair like that.

[AdminAssistant]

There's a guy who has thick puffy hair. He always does it up to have two little puffballs on the sides of his head, like Mickey Mouse ears. And he struts around like some kind of gangsta badass with his hair like that.

A really good friend of mine just so happens to be bi-racial and has puffy hair. She'd wear it like that occasionally - which would lead to me walking up behind her and squeezing it.

[BookstoreEscapee]

He always does it up to have two little puffballs on the sides of his head, like Mickey Mouse ears. And he struts around like some kind of gangsta badass with his hair like that.

On a little girl: adorable
On a hardened criminal: not so much (but I wouldn't tell him that)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

To go "girl", all I have to do is grow my hair out a bit. Not even past my shoulders, it gets too ratty before it gets that long.

Then people start calling me "ma'am". Quite frequently.

I think from now on I'm going to be better about getting my hair cut before I become too androgynous.