I do feel for the guy but...

[scroob]

Warning: remove food from your vicinity unless u want ur appetite gone.

This old-ish woman asked me for help to lift her old-ish husband off of a chair and onto a walker. Ok, not a problem. So I go to give them a hand but the guy is too heavy for me. CW was called to assist. While this happened, I noticed the guy's arm was covered with this huge pussy scab, and as fate would have it while I tried to lift him it contacted my arm. I immediately moved it but the damage was done. My cw and I ended up getting him up, but right afterwards I SPRINTED to the backroom about 54892893 miles an hour to wash my hands and arm thoroughly. My cw who had no idea that had happened came in the back and asked me what had happened. I explained what happened and said "Why do you think I was running so fast?" He says "I thought u had something to do..." I said "dude, would I be running this fast if I had something to do?" He says "hmm good point."

I do feel bad for the guy; it wasn't his fault. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, I have to plead to the brainbleach gods (or whoever is hoarding it on this site) to pass me a couple of gallons. And just cause I've always wanted to use this smiley,...

[jedimaster91]

That is why all CSRs should have access to gloves before touching customers. You just never know. *passes brain bleach*

[IEatCustomers4Breakfast]

That is why all CSRs should have access to gloves before touching customers. You just never know. *passes brain bleach*

AGREED.

Someone left half a blue Icee (like a Slurpee from 7/11) sitting on a shelf at my store today... I figure they filled it, drank it, and left it so they wouldn't have to pay for it... but I almost puked just picking that up and bringing it to the garbage can. Someone's mouth was dangerously close to where my hand was while carrying it. Bleccchhhh.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Someone left half a blue Icee (like a Slurpee from 7/11) sitting on a shelf at my store today... I figure they filled it, drank it, and left it so they wouldn't have to pay for it... but I almost puked just picking that up and bringing it to the garbage can. Someone's mouth was dangerously close to where my hand was while carrying it. Bleccchhhh.

I must have the +15 Digestive Organs of Cast Iron because today I picked up a half-empty Starbucks cup and a half-empty McDonalds cup in the furniture department today, and it didn't phase me one bit.

[StanFlouride]

In a pinch a plastic bag will substitute for rubber gloves. Do not worry about offending the person, it has nothing to do with that. You MUST protect yourself.

[Soulstealer]

In school we used to share drinks all the time and no one thought about it. Weirdly enough it wasn't until I started university in another country that I would hear about cases of freshmen getting mono.

[ebonyknight]

Uhmmm...what's a "big pussy scab"? Is that something like shingles?

[Kiwi]

I had an old guy wipe his nose on his palm and then hand me money while his hand was still wet with snot....

I had to go out the to the back room until I could stop gagging
my boss came running out to see what was wrong and was so disgusted when I told her

yuck

[evileatinggrasshopper]

Uhmmm...what's a "big pussy scab"? Is that something like shingles?

I think he meant full of pus, like oozing

[scroob]

Yes, i just realized now how bad that sounded. But yes, it was oozing and nasty.

[ebonyknight]

AH!!! Puss - y.

I obviously must have had something else on my mind, because that didn't register.

[Becks]

Gutter's getting crowded today.